crooked as a Florida election 

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

crooked as a Florida election by james savik November 15, 2018

crooked head syndrome

When an individual develops a slight curve in his or her neck making it appear the head is crooked. May progressively get worse until head is parallel to the ground. Usually making an individual less attractive. Depression often pairs with crooked head syndrome.

Look at that girl she has crooked head syndrome.

Missy has severe crooked head syndrome.

crooked head syndrome by Craigadon September 15, 2009

Crooked grind 

A skateboarding trick where you ollie onto a rail, land your front truck on the rail, and grind the rail at about a 45 degree angle. Not a beginner trick.

Crooked's look neat.

Crooked grind by Ricky Benda May 27, 2005

Crooked H 

Democratic presidential candidate in 2016 and former first lady Hillary Clinton (1993-2001), as referred to by American President Donald Trump in his posts on Twitter.

"Crooked H destroyed phones w/ hammer, 'bleached' emails, & had husband meet w/AG days before she was cleared..." 12:56 PM - 15 Jun 2017 @realDonaldTrump

Crooked H by Quiltraveler May 29, 2018

Crooked D

When the shaft of one's penis is naturally tilted to one side or another.

I got that straight shaft, but homeboy over there is packin' that crooked D.

Crooked D by Butta Monkey February 18, 2009

Crooked as a bag of snakes 

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.

Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.

Crooked as a bag of snakes by NorbertO October 5, 2012

Crooked Minds 

He who has a crooked mind finds no good, And he who is perverted in his language falls into evil.

Crooked Minds is an awesome website, check it out @ www.crookedminds.com

Crooked Minds by crookedminds June 16, 2009