cornischlong

a large penis.

the opposite of a pickle dick.

combines the words cornichon (french for gerkin) and schlong.

dave: "i heard todd has the smallest pickle dick"

eric: "nah no way, it must have been cold. i saw a movie he made, it was definately a cornischlong"

by staygold1984 March 18, 2010

Daddy's croissant

When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".

At a hostel in Marseille:

Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*

by dabruce September 6, 2019

Cornism

Cornism is a incredible religion of following corn. Now you may ask, but why would people worship corn ? That doesnt make any sense! Well there are obvious reasons for this. Corn has many uses, such as; corn silk, corn glue, corn meal, corn pencilin, corn syrup, corn grain, and corn ethanol. And even more are being made! We owe many things to corn, and we havent given corn the respect it deserves. There are 1000+ uses, but still no one seems to care. We are here to change that. Convert to Cornism today.

Dave: Hey man, have you converted to Cornism yet?

Kyle: What? Of course! All should convert to Cornism!

by Taznixx September 26, 2018

cornish

The cornish come from cornwall. They are more clever than you think and have an excellent sense of humour.

One thing occasionally overlooked is that the cornish are actually celts. They are related to the irish, scottish and welsh, not forgetting the bretons. When naming the celtic countries, cornwall should be mentioned, but sadly never is.

Man 1: The cornish?

Man 2: Yeah, part of a great race of people called the celts!

by morwenna April 26, 2006

Chroniscope

An instrument used in measuring the amount of naturally occurring and/or synthetically created THC an object contains.

It measures both surface area content, and net THC percentage.

It displays this information as a ratio of
synthetic or organic THC to non-THC matter.

A general analysis of Hash from a Chroniscope would maybe find

98% surface area value of THC molecules
and say a 70% net THC content; the other 30% consisting of foreign matter like hair, dust particles, dead skin cells, plant matter etc...

by asdfgs March 9, 2009

Cronstar

A salutation or greeting, mostly used in the Middle East, Europe, and both the North pole as well as the South pole.

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The small bits of fecal matter during the beginning stages of constipation.

Cronstar! How are you doing on such a beautiful day?

Oh my god dude, so much Cronstar today, I have no idea what I ate that caused this

by Nicholai April 7, 2023

Space Croissant

An UwU wholesome croissant that posts videos of the dteam. Not only are the intros cute but they give positive vibes and only give good uwu feels. He will literally cure ur depression and has many simps. And has a thirsty but very wholesome discord chat.

I space croissanted ! Guess I’m wholesome now!

by LelSimp July 7, 2020