craploading

craploading is the practice where buffet restaurants fill the buffet with food most people won't want, so it looks like the buffet has tons of food on it when you're standing in line, yet on closer inspection most of it has been sitting out there for hours because nobody wants it. Then when something good is put out, it's gone in 30 seconds.

There's nothing but mushroom, jalapeno and anchovy pizzas on the buffet? I hate craploading

by Gentle Jim June 10, 2010

Craplock

When 2 or more people intend to take a crap in a public bathroom but are waiting for the other(s) to leave first. This causes an infinite cycle and everyone waits and nobody craps.

"Hey Michael, what took you so long?" "Sorry, i got stuck in a craplock"

by Nail-- May 20, 2014

Crapload

Smallest denominator of a fuckton

That looks like a crapload of corn!

by anonymous September 24, 2021

Crablogger

The Crablogger is a machine featured on the Thunderbirds episode "Path Of Destruction". It was developed by a man called Jim Lucas. Its purpose is to cut down trees and process the wood pulp.

Crablogger is f***ing awesome!

by Irish_Mike October 21, 2008

crapslock

The capslock key, the most useless key on the key board.

Shit I hit the crapslock key and have to start over again.

by yorkiestomper June 23, 2008

CRAYLO

Another word for crazy.
Mentally deranged.
Needs help.

Girl, you are craylo!
He was acting craylo last night.
That craylo bitch gets on my nerves!

by S.LYNN May 29, 2008

Caslode

A dick that is as wide as it is long.

Becky I just can't cope with those weird-ass caslodes.

I know , caslodes never even skizz due to the abnormal size circumstances.

by MyKidsHaveGuns September 24, 2009