Caslode

A dick that is as wide as it is long.

Becky I just can't cope with those weird-ass caslodes.

I know , caslodes never even skizz due to the abnormal size circumstances.

by MyKidsHaveGuns September 24, 2009

Blessed

To get shot multiple times in the chest, or to release a clip of ammo on some fools torso.

Panell: Shit dogg dat hooker bouta get blessed

T.K.: Fuck da ho i ordered da hit anyway.

by MyKidsHaveGuns September 23, 2009

Zolphin

A creature that appears to be half dolphin, half zebra.

Jake: Yo T-Dogg check out dat big ass zolphin over there!

T-Dogg: Stop doing acid ya dumb bitch.

by MyKidsHaveGuns September 24, 2009

Kepplin'

Outrageous, stupid, pathetic.
Something that is an outrage.

Dude 1:The Service at that restaurant was straight up kepplin' dogg.

Dude 2:I know bro.

by MyKidsHaveGuns September 29, 2009

Nine Wolfs in My Pants

An orgasm that is audible

Davis: Dude last night there was nine wolfs in my pants!

Mark: Ew, what the fuck dude?!?!?!

by MyKidsHaveGuns September 24, 2009