corptard

A corptard (short for corporate retard) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. This person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. A corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. An easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarrassing on Facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.

Did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? What a corptard!

by feluna March 29, 2015

Covtarded

An adjective describing someone who needlessly protects themselves from COVID infection in situations where there is zero risk of infection.

That woman is covtarded. She is wearing a mask in her car when driving by herself

by Noone87 January 23, 2021

ChopTard

Somebody who TK's another person to fly the choppers in online games (Mainly Battlefield Vietnam).

That bloody Choptard shot me to take the chopper i was waiting for.

by Shaun August 22, 2004

Covtard

Person who boosts conspiracy theories about Covid 19 that have no discernible merit or facts attached to them.

A: Man Trevor has really gone do the rabbit hole on Covid 19.
B: Yeah he’s a real Covtard

by Exotic Pharmacist March 26, 2020

Cowtard

This word is endemic to the city of Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Calgary is best know to the world for when large amounts of people put on cowboy hats and pretend that they are cowboys/girls and not cowtards. The rest of the year is spent trying to ignore the fact that the city is populated by over 5000 homeless, drug addicts, gas and glue sniffers as well as home to the largest population of girly-men in North America. Large deposits of oil in the north in the 70's suddenly made countless hillbillly hot dog and beef jerky eaters into very rich people (Now Calgary is home to the largest population of hillbillies dressed in suits, ties and pink nike polo-shirts and pleated grey dockers) It is also home to a Starbucks opening ever 12.567 seconds) Only fat bald men with small penises are allowed to consume their coffees there. (Cowtown also has the worlds largest population of gold-diggers) A common greeting of a Cowtard is "Jeffrey, Margaret, are you up for some country reggae at the Smelly Turkey Pub?, "
Cowtards like to think that a city that has the most pick up trucks on the roads is synonymous with enlightened people. . Cowtard men would not get laid anywhere else in the world. . Cowtard of 03 was Hugh Grant because he likes to wear plaid a lot too. heroes in personlities such a Peter, from The Family Guy, and Rita MacNeil. Cowtards outlawed spicy foods and deli meats at all grocery stores in 1996, under the term as too ethnic and unCanadian.

"I never met a Cowtard I didn't want to punch in the face"

Bob Vila was voted best Cowtard of all time.

Hey, Dan, check out the guy in the pink pop up collar and cowboy hat, what a Cowtard.

Holy moly, the single males on this site are all gay cowboys, what a bunch of Cowtards

by Sir William Huffington McBoner September 19, 2010

CoDtard

Derogatory term for people who like to play Call Of Duty, an expansion of the term tard. Normally used by people with inferior FPS skills that prefer simpler games like 'My Horse And Me', and 'Left4Dead'

"Man, he is such a CoDtard! Oh noes, zombies are eating my horse's brain!"

by Grukk December 9, 2008

contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

by jaki January 18, 2004