Coppard

I fully verify everything previously stated on the topic of coppardism.

If you saw a coppard you may say look llook there's one mummy can I feed it? Or simply wave maddly from a passing bus on the way to school.

by David Coppard February 10, 2005

Coppard

Simply Coppard means a person who is unfortunate enough to have a large nose or a head shaped like an egg.

You could say Look theres David! He's a bit of a "Coppard"

by John Gordon September 8, 2004