Somebody, (typically a female, but in rare cases a "homophobe" male) who is so terrified of conflict and desiring of consensus, that they can't say anything that might result in someone thinking negatively about them. Their fear of saying “no” regardless of the truth results in a “life in the closet” and the constant stress of whether they should venture out or continue to live with the internal unrest. Conflict avoiders often times seek a weekly haven, typically religious but occasionally male bonding activities, where they don’t have worry that they might lose a vote if they say something insensitive.
Rick: “Hey Jeff, I don’t feel like spending my own money on tickets to the game – can I have yours?”
Jeff: “Oh sure Rick, you can have one of mine and don’t worry about the money, I’m sure you’re good for $1000 and will pay me back when you can”.
Rick: “Yeah, sure, call the office, and I said I wanted “tickets” as in 4, you dipshit”.
Jeff: “No problem Rick, I really didn’t want to go anyway and my wife would really enjoy me spending the day at home”.
Rick: "what a pussy that "conflict avoider" is. The dipshit just gave me 4 tickets to the game and he can get in line behind the other dummies I'm never paying back."
Jeff: “Oh sure Rick, you can have one of mine and don’t worry about the money, I’m sure you’re good for $1000 and will pay me back when you can”.
Rick: “Yeah, sure, call the office, and I said I wanted “tickets” as in 4, you dipshit”.
Jeff: “No problem Rick, I really didn’t want to go anyway and my wife would really enjoy me spending the day at home”.
Rick: "what a pussy that "conflict avoider" is. The dipshit just gave me 4 tickets to the game and he can get in line behind the other dummies I'm never paying back."
by majord01 October 15, 2009
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I borrowed a thousand dollars from a local credit-union so that I could pay some local tradespeople to perform much-needed repairs on my home and vehicle. But then as it turned out, these "over-booked with repair-jobs" folks were not able to get to my repairs as soon as they'd expected, and so I didn't need the loaned money nearly so soon as I'd thought I would; I realized that I'd likely be able to pay the carpenters and mechanics "on my own" just with extra-frugality-saved funds over the next few months. So I merely returned the thousand dollars to the credit union within just two or three months after I'd taken out the loan; the clerk seemed none to pleased, since they'd only made about 22 bucks extra in the deal, instead of maybe close to a hundred if I'd taken a year to pay it all back, the way they had expected me to. Guess there was a little conflict of interest there.
by QuacksO November 24, 2019
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Dust like stitches at gang classes
Civil line's that plan deception
Tracker of Fed's Instruction
In the phones, the branches burning
As the Gold sunshine keeps learning
Deaf and flametred to pigkind
Foiling their tarnished fines
Hey, bored hoe!
Crawlitician bide themselves a day
They only carted the M
Why should the gas out to light?
They heave that coal to the core, hey!
Mime's still sell on their traffic lines
Waking Dr. lust for mon
Creepy steeple dust like dawns in stress
Fate spill their grudement way sums,
Hey!
Bow in business, girl crops yearning
Stashes where there lobbies lureing
One more law, swines make the bomer
Band of Doom has fuck'd the power
Bay of Grudgement, gun is walling
Know their knees, the law swines brawling
Rigging jury for their kin
Baught you rotting, threads war tangs
Hey, bored hoe!
Translation of War pigs by black sabbath, to the way pigs are in maine.
by MineOwedWu's July 2, 2021
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That's how all these conflict fetishists are. They want to
up to the bullshit. Ignorant trash and cowards, all of them.
up to the bullshit. Ignorant trash and cowards, all of them.
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Chris and Ian brought Moriah into their beef, but Liz called shade because of her conflict of dicktrest with Ian: They've been shagging for six months as a mutual rebound.
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Get the conflict of dicktrest mug.As the name suggests this is conflict within the workplace. These conflicts can be due to people with different personalities that just don’t get on well, or different opinions as to how the work should be done. Managers showing favouritism can cause or exacerbate workplace conflict as can the environment of the workplace itself or the hierarchical structure of the organisation.
Workplace conflict is pernicious and unpleasant and if there is no way that this conflict can be resolved you could be better off working for another organisation.
Workplace conflict is pernicious and unpleasant and if there is no way that this conflict can be resolved you could be better off working for another organisation.
“Mark and Terry are butting heads over product development again.”
“No surprise there, this place is full of workplace conflict, I’m just glad I’m gone at the end of the month."
“No surprise there, this place is full of workplace conflict, I’m just glad I’m gone at the end of the month."
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When someone is always against everything you do.
A person who loves being on the opposite position against you.
someone who constantly disagrees with you.
When someone is always against everything you do.
A person who loves being on the opposite position against you.
someone who constantly disagrees with you.
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