"Hey man, (slobbers), I just conducted a small pigeon!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005
Get the conducted mug.A reference from one US Navy corpsman to another who hates his current job, or is just a complete asshole. Term derives from combining the words corpsman and douche. Also applies to those who have never been deployed but still act like they're God's gift to medicine.
Corpsman Joe Navy: Dammit, I hate dealing with whiny dependants all day.
Corpsman #2: What a cadouche!
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Corpsman Joe Navy: Oh yeah? Well I can do needle decompression and cricothyrotomies and intraosseous needles and (blah blah blah)
Corpsman #2: This asshole's never done any of that. What a cadouche.
Corpsman #2: What a cadouche!
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Corpsman Joe Navy: Oh yeah? Well I can do needle decompression and cricothyrotomies and intraosseous needles and (blah blah blah)
Corpsman #2: This asshole's never done any of that. What a cadouche.
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Get the electrical conducter mug.One who borrows your cd's, and returns them with a cracked case, huge gouges in the disc, and mysterious sticky substances on the label. (cd douchebag)
Bob: Shit! Steve scratched my cd again!
Joe: Wasn't that the new Pearl Jam album?
Bob: Yeah... He's suck a cdouche.
Joe: Wasn't that the new Pearl Jam album?
Bob: Yeah... He's suck a cdouche.
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