cdouche 

One who borrows your cd's, and returns them with a cracked case, huge gouges in the disc, and mysterious sticky substances on the label. (cd douchebag)

Bob: Shit! Steve scratched my cd again!
Joe: Wasn't that the new Pearl Jam album?
Bob: Yeah... He's suck a cdouche.

cdouche by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 11, 2010

couched 

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.

couched by adamshane October 8, 2011

crouche 

Refers to a group of douches. It is a portmanteau of the words crew and douche. A douche crew.

Renzi and Perelman shouted in unison, "Look at that flock of arrogant pricks."

Maeshal responded, "Yeah, what a crouche."

crouche by Wade Houston January 12, 2008

Cadouche 

1. A douche from the state of California, (where douche-bags likely originated).

2. An explosion of doucheness, as in CA-DOUCHE!

3. The sound a genie makes after a woman finishes describing her perfect man.

What a cadouche!

Cadouche by cakepan March 27, 2010

voulez-vous coucher avec moi 

would you like to sleep with me in french

some guy goes up to a girl and says voulez-vous coucher avec moi? *5 seconds later* he gets slapped

voulez-vous coucher avec moi by josue March 14, 2004

Standin on Couches 

1) You know that your game is far more advanced than the other peoples around you. You realize that other niggas bitches got they eyes on you for many possible reasons;

-Looks
-Style
-Fame
-Money
-Orginality

Which overall these collectively make up the word "Swag"- which by the way is not aquired nor learned, but you must be born with 3 of the 5 criteria.

2) At clubs everywhere, the VIP section is typically already on a higher level than the rest of the club. Couches are usually found in VIP sections of clubs. Although standing on couches is not usually permitted in the clubs, when a 'Swagful' individual stands on a couch at a club in the VIP section, he is the man. You must pay your respects because chances are that he is probably a high-grossing rapper that will steal your bitch and wax dat on the VIP couch.

"This is how we do, you see us 'Standin on the Couch' while we up in da club, this is how we do, ziploc full of haze, ten bottles above..."- Fabolous

"We standin in the red VIP so all the fast bitches and the haters could see us in all our splendor now we gon' do the otha side 'Standin on Couches'. The first timers got out they camera phones, they trynna capture the lifestyle. You can't blame em..." - Clipse

Standin on Couches by BroHamm January 23, 2009

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir 

Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".

Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.

Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.

You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir by stefzg July 14, 2004