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Slang for a prostitute. Someone who escorts your dick- to their vagina. (most of the time)
Escort is just another PC (politically correct) term for someone who sucks/fucks for money. Just exchange it with "prostitute".
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 November 4, 2010
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One who borrows your cd's, and returns them with a cracked case, huge gouges in the disc, and mysterious sticky substances on the label. (cd douchebag)
Bob: Shit! Steve scratched my cd again!
Joe: Wasn't that the new Pearl Jam album?
Bob: Yeah... He's suck a cdouche.
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 10, 2010
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insert name here is a like, a TOTALLY HAWT guy/girl, who stands out among their friends, and has a great personality. They have a HUGE dick/tits and give a great eat out/blowjob. Once you lay your eyes on a(n) insert name here, you know you will hav it g00d 2nite!
Dude 1: "Shit! Not another insert name here definition"
Dude 2: "Who the fuck writes a definition about a name..."
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 3, 2010
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A robot master from the NES classic video game Megaman 2. He was as weak as hell, but once you beat him, you got the metal blades to pwn the shit out of the other 7 robots from the game, such as Woodman and Airman.
Metalman gives you the metal blade weapon, which rapes all.
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 16, 2010
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When people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with astronomy, the badass science of the universe.
1- "Okay, here's your horoscope. You will get a raise at the end of the year. Wow! Look! Astrology signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!"

2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 13, 2010
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A style of music pioneered by poor people in the 17th century.
baroque, broke?

See what I did there?
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 May 13, 2011
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An extra paper plate that you grab to put under the first to add reinforcement (in case it gets soggy, deformed, etc). Some of the time, one will keep the reinforcement plate, and only replace the top plate. The same can apply to cups.
Bob: Hey, Steve! I can't help but notice that you keep grabbing 2 or more plates everytime you come back up to get some mashed potatoes.
Steve: Oh, those are reinforcement plates.
Bob: Okay, but could you stop eating all the chicken?
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 12, 2010
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