cinedouche 

A person who quotes, criticizes and generally ruins any movie you may see with them because they think they know everything. In reality they are often a cinematard.

Shut the hell up about the CGI in Episode 3, you cinedouche. Just enjoy the damn movie!

cinedouche by djroberts May 29, 2008

Canadouche 

Any man, boy, guy, dude, prick, bitch, high horse princess from Canada who thinks his/her shit doesn't stink.

I met a guy/girl from Canada who immediately began to tell me how much better it is to be Canadian.. I say no, you are a Canadouche.

Canadouche by Futureghst-MJC July 20, 2012

cuntdouche 

1. a mixture of a cunt and a douche; a person who is a cunt and a douche at the same time
2. an occurence when a female's cunt accidentally swallows the entire douch

1. Dude, Aaron is such a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to Mona the other day? She was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche

cuntdouche by faggio April 28, 2005

condouche 

another name for a douche:
describes a video game addict, a girlfriend rejectant, short, buzz haired, wank-tastic little boy.

My boyfriend is such a condouche, he only plays his game and never has time for me.=[

condouche by saveasurfboardrideasurfer January 13, 2008