Corndouche

A person who is both a flake and a douche bag.
Corn comes from "cornflake"

Person 1: did Kevin flake on your date again?
Person 2: yeah, and he never texted me either. What an asshole.
Person 1: he seems like a real corndouche.

by Ik33pitS0G February 22, 2011

#coopdouche

Leaving the end of a playoff football game with 7 minutes left when the outcome is in doubt.

Man that guy was a real #coopdouche when he left the game before it was over.

by Bearjew2000 January 7, 2019

cornpouch

1) A small package or sack of dried corn kernals. Usually popped over a stove.

2) A human scrotum containing moderate to large testicles. The type of scrotum typically enjoyed by females.

Jon: Hey brah i just copped me a cornpouch from some indian shitbag at 7 - 11.

Evan: Good shit, I just got kicked in the cornpouch by some little mongoloid bitch, I could use somethin to make me feel better.

by deeznutz56 July 8, 2009

cockdouche

When something is not going good you use this word in vane.

My skateboard is being a cockdouche.
What a fucking cockdouche.

by k-dizzle February 22, 2004

Cowdouche

1. n.) A hybrid of two forms of insufferable douche: the cowboy and the frat-douche. Typically can be seen with a wicker cowboy hat (often sponsored by Coors Light), expensive sunglasses, and leather boots. Rarely found with sleeves. Feels a small tingle of pride upon hearing the chorus to "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!".

2. n.) Matthew McConaughey

"Yeeehaw bitches let's get crazy up in this hootenanny! You art-fags gonna get your party on or what?"

"No thanks.......man, what a cowdouche."

by Fletcher Noonan July 2, 2009

condouche

another name for a douche:
describes a video game addict, a girlfriend rejectant, short, buzz haired, wank-tastic little boy.

My boyfriend is such a condouche, he only plays his game and never has time for me.=

by saveasurfboardrideasurfer January 13, 2008