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cockatunity 

potential sex opportunity

( :) for a girl)
"waiting for the right cockatunity"
cockatunity by sneakypaws January 18, 2009

cockmungerer 

an individual who frequently and habitually mungers the cock
joe stop mungering the cock for fuck sake you cockmungerer
cockmungerer by chaz13123 February 28, 2009

coolamundo 

1.cool in an amundo-like fashion
2.amazing to an extreme
3.The Fonz's coolest word EVER!
Emily is coolamundo.
Susan is coolamundo as well.
coolamundo by Boyle January 21, 2004

cockmurder

Cockmurder is when an event takes place that just so happens to decrease your sexual arousal. Actions, Words, facial expressions.. Anything that drops the mood dramatically causing a loss of an erection.
Mike: So John what happened with that girl last night?
John: Well we were having sex and she let out the longest, nastiest fart.. It was total cockmurder.
Mike: Yeah, Sally laughed at me when I took my pants off, that wasn't as bad, but was still cockmurder.

Paul: HAHA I heard you couldn't perform the other day!
Thomas: When she took off her panties and I saw that rain forest bush of hers, it was cockmurder. I was afraid of catching it on fire it was so large.
cockmurder by ex1z7 May 9, 2006

cockhound 

a term reserved for a woman who just recently had her first meat injection and now is over come with the need for more cock.
Dude I knew once Jamie lost her virginity she would be a total cockhound.
cockhound by spatchboy January 3, 2009

cocksmunch

an exclamation, derogatory reference about a person who is doing something fucked up.
get the fuck in your lane you stupid cocksmunch!!
cocksmunch by freedav05 December 26, 2006