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After school, Billy suggested we all go down to the local truckstop to see if we could find us an old Albuquerque Clowncar and go for a joyride.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
Get the Albuquerque Clowncar mug.A contard(conservative retarded) is someone who will support every action unPresident Bush makes. When asked a question about Iraq and WMD's they try to hijack the question and talk about how Saddam Was a bad guy and how he killed his own people. Generally these are the people who are seen with signs "Nuke em all! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!" or "Iran is next" like it's a game or something.
by The Truth January 17, 2005
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A contard holds extreme conservative beliefs based on little more than what he or she wants to hear. Most information received will be internally filtered or even changed into something that better fits into their conservative (and often religious) worldview.
A contard will often have the same attitudes and pigheadedness of an extreme liberal, and neither side really understands the irony.
A contard holds extreme conservative beliefs based on little more than what he or she wants to hear. Most information received will be internally filtered or even changed into something that better fits into their conservative (and often religious) worldview.
A contard will often have the same attitudes and pigheadedness of an extreme liberal, and neither side really understands the irony.
Jimmy is a contard. He religiously believes everything on Fox news because it sounds like what he wants to believe.
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