clagnail

A condition in which a clagnut becomes embedded under your fingernail, usually when your finger has pierced the toilet paper whilst wiping away a difficult shit.

Damn I'm late for work and now I have clagnail.

by Lucretia March 1, 2005

Chegnant

Being pregnant in your chin.

"she has become so fat, she looks chegnant!"

by tgun March 18, 2010

Clognated

Word to describe someone or something stuck up or arrogant. Also used when building a tunnel out of dead grass, but a clump of grass is in the way so you cant see through.

"Wow Morgan and Kamyn are so not clognated at all! Unlike that Emma girl...."

"Damn! These tunnels are so clognated!"

by Morgan Hill March 29, 2008

Sandy Clegane

The act of throwing sand in the face of a partner you have performed an angry dragon on to give the appearance of scarred flesh covered by a beard.

That asshole Chad gave me a Sandy Clegane last night and now I have sand in my sinuses and he keeps calling me the hound.

by Sandy Clegane April 23, 2018

Clegnut

Slang and derogatory term used for a person of diminished intellect.

You clegnut, yes it IS raining outside !

by Weezhard January 31, 2003

Clegnut

Surname of the Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Today Nick Clegnut made his first speech at the dispatches box whilst the Prime Minister David Cameron was carrying out a trip to India aimed at strengthening business and trade links.

by northernmonkey33 August 11, 2010

Cleanage Girl

A seemingly delicious teen girl between the ages 14-19 who wear designer brand clothing.

I was at the mall, and i saw a hot cleanage girl.

by TheTimboSter November 19, 2007