chopstache

a style of facial hair that is part beard, part mustache. Chop refers to the thick sideburns that blend into the mustache. Distinct from a full beard in that no hair is present on the chin or lower jaw.

Dude, William Hurt sported a sweet chopstache in the movie "The King".

by StretchOne December 11, 2007

crustache

A "moustache" of dried blood and snot, often peppered with boogers. Worn mainly by children under five years.

"Hollis! You are not going to church wearing a crustache!"

by "Sweet" Chubby July 7, 2006

Crustache

A term invented by Bobby Veto to describe the dried remnants left in a mustache after you've performed oral sex on a woman. A crusty mustache.

I had to put Saran wrap on my upper-lip before I took a shower so it wouldn't ruin my crustache.

by Porgy McDuffin July 25, 2007

crustache

See also: six-stringer (which is also related to comb overs)

those inbred white trash kids who were harassing that fey guy were both sporting crustaches - go figure

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

crustache

The hair growing on the face of a woman that stands out, giving her a manly appearance.

That bitch needs to shave, she's got a crustache.

by peckahead October 19, 2003

crustache

When guys get food stuck in their mustache and leave it there

"eww, go clean your crustache"

by Trix... November 5, 2006

chumache

One who has a chomache is so fat that their chest molds into their stomach making chumache

That lady is so fat she has a chumache

by Arven October 6, 2007