Carpeter

A tradesperson (man or woman) who, to the exclusion of all other sexual activitiies, only eats puss

Mary desperately wanted cock, so was bitterly disappointed to find Johnny was a qualified carpeter.
or

Alice hated cock. She was a qualified carpeter.

by Haids December 9, 2012

caretender

Roll-neutral term for caretaker and caregiver.

The verb suffixes of those imply one is rewarding or denying the other,

from'tend', meaning to act as an attendant + -er to make it the same verb noun

"Did you hear about what great work the new caretender at … … has done for the transfolk recovering there?"

by AmboNec December 19, 2013

carrette

Cock and ball torture

Carrette is nice.

by Official_from_the_urbans August 21, 2020

Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020

Carree

Queenly: Joyful Song: Born to rule and bring joy. Khari Name Origin: African

Carree is a African name. Many spell it Khari but the pronunciation is the same.

by Barbieface37 November 24, 2021

Carpetense

Carpet but old english

"thou shalt vacuum thy carpetense

by fuckyfuckylee January 1, 2023

carletear

make something untidy or dirty. mishandle a situation.

"Anoche la carletie y llame a mi novia con el nombre de mi ex" "Estas borracho, no la vayas a carletear y no vayas a manejar tu carro, mejor llama un uber"

by yeguamma October 21, 2024