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Carusowned

A combination of the word "owned" and "Caruso", referencing David Caruso who is the lead actor on TV show CSI Miami. To Carusown someone you speak part of a statement, put sunglasses on, then conclude the statement. This is followed by the 'YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!' that begins the CSI Miami opening credits.
"Well it appears that I"
*put on sunglasses*
"... have beaten you at go fish"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
"You just got carusowned."
by Scott Williamson Rockefeller January 3, 2009
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Carlos Jr.

Someone who is 450lb, 4'1, and insecure of their height, so they have changed their name so they are not referred to as a junior
A typical situation:
Guy 1: "Hey look, its Carlos Jr.!"
Guy 2: "Shhhh, be quiet. You know he'll get emotional if he hears you call him that!
by bERToad October 29, 2020
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carlos pena

cute, adorable, dog lover, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, deserves an amazing girl, will always treat her right, loves his family, great snow boarder, all-around perfect guy, loving dork, cute, sweet,
me: do you know who carlos pena is?
you: oh you mean like the most amazing guy to come into my life?
me: yeah he's a real sweet heart
by amelialuv January 2, 2012
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Juan Carlos

A man who has learned a lot from his past and is learning some more for the future. Juan Carlos is becoming wiser through the years and through his mistakes. He has a heart of fucking gold and is Learning to respond to it more and more. He loves doing the right thing so he’ll probably want to serve something bigger than himself. he can be a funny little cute jerk and naturally make you want to be spontaneous because he’s just a bad ass like that and loves to learn and expand his own knowledge. He has beautiful lips and a wonderful smile and eyes that will melt your heart and burn into your memory.

His voice is sexy deep >:) and he smells really good. You’ll miss him when he’s gone and if you let him go it’s because you know he’ll do great things because he is a bad A S S .
Whoa , Juan Carlos is so strong and smells really good ! hehe

Juan Carlos has an amazing calling , lift him up in prayer !
by fleur August 13, 2019
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Carlos Santana

A man born with talent who can play the guitar VERY well.
Black Magic Woman was one of his hits.
Many people wish they had guitar skillz like Carlos Santana!
by CarlosX January 1, 2006
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Calluseats

The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.
Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!

Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?
by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010
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Carlo Caruso

Owen: Yeah, he totally Carlo Caruso-ed her.
by Hugo Harlotbreath May 6, 2018
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