CarlosX's definitions

std

What killed unprotected sex.

John: " Yo Jack, you gonna bang Katie tonight?"

Jack: " Yeah but she told me she was HIV positive. I'm gonna have to use a condom."

John: " Damn, she has an STD? That blows! Sex is always better without a condom."

by CarlosX December 28, 2005

Something Awful

Enemy of Ebaumsworld.

Jack: "Hey look, Some guy got banned from Ebaums cause he was from Something Awful and claimed that more art was stolen."

Billy: "More art?!"

Jack: "Yeah."

Billy: "Haha. Good old Ebaums!"

by CarlosX December 28, 2005

Carlos Santana

A man born with talent who can play the guitar VERY well.
Black Magic Woman was one of his hits.

Many people wish they had guitar skillz like Carlos Santana!

by CarlosX January 1, 2006

Scarecrow

A moderator on a forum.

"Hey look, that Scarecrow owned that noob"

by CarlosX April 26, 2006

soap opera

A type of show that gets addicting overtime.

Soap opera:

Sarah: "Oh John, please don't leave me!"

John: " I'm so sorry Sarah, I love Katie more and my love for you is becoming weak. I'm sorry"

Sarah: *Sobs*

by CarlosX December 28, 2005