Caining

To use a lot of. To do something in abundance or excess.

Or, very drunk/intoxicated.

"I was caining it down the motorway"
"I'm caining The Beatles at the minute, I can't get enough of them!"

"I was cained lastnight!"

by anynymooose January 9, 2012

canning

The process of tying two cans (typically empty coffee cans) on either ends of a 50 foot long string, Then positioning two people, hidden on either side of a deserted road, the waiting for a car to drive by. When the car is about to cross the string, raise it up so the car catches the string in its suspension/bumper, and drags the cans along the road, creating sparks and noise. Proceed to run and hope it wasn't a cop that you canned.

We went canning last night, and we totally nailed a cop; he slammed on his brakes, and we had to book it out of there!

by billag16 October 28, 2010

canning

The timeless art of hurling a partially or fully loaded recycling or refuse container into an object of a mail-box nature at a high rate of speed.

Dude, we went canning the other night and took out a concrete mail-box.

by johnny got his gun July 15, 2008

canilingus

When a dog licks a woman's vagina. Not to be confused with canalingus.

I'll be out of town till Wednesday but Fido here is an ace at canilingus and will keep you off the streets.

by floorwax October 17, 2009

canning

To walk around with crushed drinks cans on one's feet. This is achieved by laying an empty can on its side and treading on its centre so that it wraps around the foot.

More specifically (and often with a suffixed "it"), the word can be used to refer to travelling down skate ramps, half pipes etc using one's cans, as the smooth metal footwear provides an ideal surface for fast passage.

I got this massive scrape up my arm from going arse over tit while canning it in the skate park wrecked last night.

by lyserge May 29, 2010

Cabining

Going to a cabin somewhere in the woods, and having a kegger with a whole bunch of people

Teacher: What did you do this weekend?
Student: I went cabining with my friends and we got fucked up!

by kegger666 June 23, 2011

Biscuit Canning

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.

Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.

by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017