Caution Potato

The act of pooping on the floor of a public restroom, and then placing a "Caution Wet Floor" sign over said poop.

Chud - "Hey Matt, the school janitor is going to be PISSED"
Matt - "Why?"
Chud - "I just laid a HUGE Caution Potato in the band restroom!"

by Chudder's Butter February 22, 2011

caution fart

When you’re sitting on the toilet and think you have to shit but all you do is fart

I thought I as about to shit my pants but it turns out that it was just a caution fart.

by carter14 May 8, 2018

calculation

a mathematical determination of the amount or number of something.

"finding ways of saving money involves complicated calculations"

by easy-to-understand-accurate August 25, 2020

Scroll with Caution

The viewing of a website that may contain material that is NSFW in a content sensitive location.

When viewing a new website at work for the first time, one must scroll with caution to avoid being caught in a compromising position.

by pennstylez March 16, 2011

Joshin with caution

When you want to play around but yall need to chill

Ben: Lets jump out of a plane
Xavier: Bro chill, we joshin with caution dude:
Ben: You right brah

by Joshinwcaution October 3, 2022

Caution

This is not caution. I am a university professor. It is not a particularly cautious act/behavior to write vaguely disgusting and diachronic definitions of angels, wolves and migration on a public dictionary site that anyone could read. I like writing my autobiography in the form of Urban Dictionary definitions. This is not, as I said, caution.

Writing intensely personal definitions of futurity, modernity, you name it, on a public dictionary site that you will have no access to once you press send. To do this without caution.

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist July 22, 2012

Weave Calculation

Looking as far ahead as possible in light traffic to determine what pattern to use for weaving in and out of cars.

My weave calculation shows I can cut in front of this Toyota Corolla, speed by this Geo Metro, stay on the tail of the Nissan Titan to get in front of that Lincoln Navigator.

by Ghazellen December 31, 2009