caucaution 

(kah kôshn)

1. care, forethought, or prudence, esp in the face of those descended from the Caucasus region
2. something intended or serving as a warning; admonition

If the Native Americans had exercised more caucaution they would have more land and less beads.

You better exercise caucaution at that DMB show or else you'll end up with a hemp necklace.

caucaution by pt ghost July 9, 2010

calcution

(n.) - a very complex and beautimous calculation.
(v.) - to create a beautimous solution to a problem using a complex and beautimous calculation.

The Bowl Championship Series is based on a ridiculously confusing calcution.

Oh snap, I'm in a really bad predicament, I need to calcution way out of this mess.

calcution by leon loopus January 19, 2006

Carcation 

Vacation taken with your car, in which the car is the main reason for the trip, ie car show, bikini car wash marathon, trip to pick up parts.
Looks like a vacation to an unsuspecting person, but really a ploy to drive all over creation to visit car lovers places, such as car shows, car museums, and car auctions.

Guy1: "So what are you doing this weekend?"
Guy2: Taking The Girlfriend To Key West
Guy1: YOU ARE SO WHIPPED!!
Guy2: Nope There's A Gathering OF The Stangs
Guy1: Aww Man I Wanna Go On A Carcation!!!

Carcation by squirreltoucher4ever February 14, 2012

caucasion 

How dumb people (usually posting in online personals) spell "caucasian". Usually, white men or women trying to exclude nonwhites. The term is often misspelled because these people think it's unlikely that "asian" to be contained inside a term meaning "white people".

You....
between the ages 25-35. have a pic to share .. Have a job. Be caucasion.(NO forgein guys looking to get a greencard) And dont be some pervert looking to get his rocks off. (there is a section for you. its called casual encounters). Must have a good sense of humor and be able to make me laugh. and i am not asking for mr right now. so please spare me. ....

caucasion by corytz January 8, 2006

caucasionally

A primarily white action(ex: golf or watching dog shows)done occasionally by ethnic people.

Jose and Darnell caucasionally watch figure skating, but only for the outfits.

caucasionally by Leia Nelson June 14, 2005

chain of causation 

Legal term used to describe a situation in which a person who seems to be entirely at fault for an event that is punishable by sizable fine and/or jailtime can prove that it was not his or herfault.
Also, whiny, non-responsibility-taking, foolish, last-ditch effort to defer blame.

"The devil made me do it." AND
"I only hit you because you're a whore."

chain of causation by amc December 1, 2004

Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.

Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.

Correlation =/= Causation by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018