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backyard smoker

The act in which Baby Rays barbecue sauce is smothered on an individuals butt during sex. Upon completion of slathering, the person covered with Baby Rays barbecue sauce will light up and smoke a cigarette while the other individual licks the Baby Rays barbecue sauce off of their butt.
At the grocery store, Duke picked up a bottle of Baby Rays barbecue sauce in preparation for doing the backyard smoker later that night.
by Duke_fettywap December 23, 2015
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Bracktard

A reference to Roger Goodell in his younger years. In today's terms, a Bracktard is someone who would be a terrible commissioner of a fantasy football league, imposing ridiculous rules and not including a waiver wire.
"What are you Bracktarded?"

"Never go full Bracktard."
by God Hates You July 22, 2014
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Backyard-Racing

One of the many sports that is a branch of Darkour.

Backyard-Racing involves one or more person(s) that find themselves hopping fences through the suburbs for various reason. It can be defined as: random fun, escape routes, stealing bikes, breaking lawn furniture, pool hopping, entering unlocked garages, ripping down clothes lines, placing lawn furniture in neighbors yard (neighboring), féncing, looking for grown marajuana, trampoline jumping, hammock squatting or anything creatively hell raising.

Usually best to do at night although guard dogs can be a problem.

And not too fun in the winter, considering wet socks are the most buzzkill thing that can happen to a person.
"Dude I was Backyard-Racing yesterday, and somebody had a fucking mirror on their fence. When I saw my reflection I thought it was the house owner watching me. Gave me a heart attack."

"Yo, I got this bike from Backyard-Racing."

"That dog chased me right out of his yard."
by Shadeuxx March 5, 2010
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Backyard Bottomslash

The very best kind of buttsecks: out in the open, scarin' all the neighbors.

(This actually references a character's NAME in the Japanese manga-based novel Death Note: Another Note. Although there wasn't much buzz about the name in Japan, the manga nerds of the US were laughing their...well, asses off.)
A. Signs you've been backyard bottomslashing:

1) You and your lover always have unexplainable all-over tans.

2) Your neighbors keep threatening to have you taken away for public indecency.

3) So do all those bastards at the pool.

4) So does your little sister.

5) You can't read the Death Note novel without getting turned on.

6) You know exactly how hard it is to try to get a grass stain off of your knees, chest, AND back...all in the same day.

7) And of course, it always helps if you're gay.

B. Nerd One: "Dude, I tried to read Another Note but I couldn't stop laughing at the buttsexx0r name!"

Nerd Two: "I know. I started an online fanbase for it, Backyard Bottomslashers Anonymous."
by Cursed-blessings September 26, 2009
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I’m in yo backyard

I’m in yo backyard is how Jay Money says I’ll see you tomorrow.
I’m in yo backyard wit my glock
by Jay_money_000 May 26, 2021
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Backyardigans

A super-secret exclusive club for only the best people in the world. They are best friends and the bomb.
"Man did you see the Backyardigans today? They were looking fly...
by Annie Moss August 23, 2011
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Backyardigan

A person that loves using their imagination in their backyard often.
"That boy is such a Backyardigan when he pretends the backyard is a lake.
by Kotchi February 1, 2019
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