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Bobbing for brown apples

The phrase given to the act of having ones head rammed down the toilet, often by a school bully or an obnoxious drunken 'friend'
Chris emerged from the toilet cubicle with toilet water dripping from his hair. Robert had decided to make an example out of him by forcing him to go bobbing for brown apples.
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 3, 2009
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bobbing for cock

The act of bobbing your head up and down (almost sleeping) during a boring safety brief that is being given by a pussy officer. This usually occurs right before you get libbo.
pete: Check out that guy.
tom: Which on?
pete: the guy bobbing for cock...must of had too many drinks last night.
by legitimate-jon September 20, 2013
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Jim-bobbing

Masturbating with ones hands tied together.
Jim-Bob walked in on his son Josh jim-bobbing in the bathroom.

If your hands were tied together as a punnishment for masturbating, the only way you could masturbate would be by jim-bobbing. This act is so called because of the reported fondness of a famous individual named Jim-Bob for tieing the hands of his numerous children together as a punnishment for masturbating, leading to them jim-bobbing.
by Sipos June 1, 2015
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Bobbing-for-Apples

When a chick deep throats a guy, he gives her an Adam's Apple; cock sucking
Many chicks go Bobbing-for-Apples on/with Ron Jeremy!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011
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Bobbing for Babies

When a chick performs vigorous oral sex on her male partner to completion and swallows the full load of baby gravy.
Rachel loves bobbing for babies. She’ll be well fed tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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Bobbing for corn

The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.
Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.
by JoshTheObscure May 25, 2019
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bobbing for heads

To give oral pleasure to a random man.
I was bobbing for heads at the club
by Shanaynay Sherwood November 14, 2019
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