phantom blumper

When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...

Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...

by DR. Greenthumb #1 January 16, 2009

Blumper Decker

A variation of the Blumpkin; getting a blowjob while giving an Upper Decker.

Yo man, I met this girl at this doucher's house and took her in the bathroom and got into an amazing Blumper Decker. That girl gives a great hummer and that doucher's bathroom is gonna smell like shit for weeks!

by E-Nasty February 26, 2010

Blumper

A blowjob while on a bycicle, usually on a bicycle with two seats.

Me and Jessica Simpson were riding down the street on my bycicle ,and she grabbed my dick and gave me a blumper.

by bengalmans Unforgiving Nephew October 4, 2009

Blumpershoot

The act of going down on a woman while she defecates. like a blumpkin.

Jenny wanted me to blumpershoot her but we just got back from taco bell.

by Organized Chaos November 3, 2008

Blumperwax

This is the act of pouring hot wax down you're japseye and receiving a scolding hot skewer up you're rectum.

Can't believe Dave had a blumperwax last night.

by Boofhead_JB February 6, 2020

Blumper

A statement that's not exactly true but expresses an emotion.

Example: when you say "I will marry this rug, " You won't actually marry the rug, but the statement shows that you love the rug.

Person A: "I will marry this rug"

Person B: "What?"

Person A:"It was just a Blumper:"

by Jupiter Wu March 10, 2021

blumpert

A blumpert is a massive bunda with a hube fat and muscle volume

Zamn zaniel! that boy leandro has a massive blumpert

by joshmillercanadaflex January 17, 2022