bluie

A bluie is a 100mg Viagra pill.

We had a jack-off contest and all us were doing bluies so we'd have a boner all night!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

bluffer

A dude whose penis looks huge when it is flaccid but does not get very large once it is erect

Susie: So how was your date with Kyle? I heard he has a huge dick.

Amy: When he first dropped his pants, I thought "OMG!!" But it doesn't get any bigger once it gets hard -- he's just a bluffer

by toohot2trotpair July 26, 2009

bluffed

bluffed:to prove someone wrong and be proud like a modern day version of calling someones bluff

haha bluffed you or so there haha bluffed or your bluffed

by harrybaby June 23, 2005

Bluffie

The act of ingesting a line of cocaine nasally while simultaneously inhaling a hit of nitrous oxide orally.

Some dude at the party on Friday hit a bluffie and then puked on my dog.

by Woo Boost July 14, 2016

Blumie

The result of a botched blumpkin.

"She started out giving me a blumpkin, but when I was about to cum she squeezed my dick so hard that the only other thing I could do was expel my bowles. That was the worst blumie of my life."
"I offered to give him a blumpkin, but he couldn't even take a shit, so it ended up just being a blumie"

by alanthepyro June 11, 2018

Blofield

(noun) - When you shoot 8 strokes better on one set of 9 holes versus the other set of 9 holes, in golf

Today was a wild round; I shot a Blofield on the back 9 after a terrible 49 on the front, and I finished with an 84

by Ernst Blofield January 6, 2022

Council Bluffer

An inhabitant of Council Bluffs, IA, who possesses physical and/or behavioral attributes stereotypical of a Council Bluffs resident. They can be distinguished from the pack by their affinity for embellished clothing, aloof attitude towards anyone who doesn’t resemble a microwaved Twinkie, and love for dual-colored vehicles.

I saw Kate’s stepmom last weekend! She was walking out of Walmart wearing embellished jeans, Midriff turtleneck, and her stepdaughter’s platform sandals; she is such a Council Bluffer.

by Fane Jonda February 1, 2021