Blumie

The result of a botched blumpkin.

"She started out giving me a blumpkin, but when I was about to cum she squeezed my dick so hard that the only other thing I could do was expel my bowles. That was the worst blumie of my life."
"I offered to give him a blumpkin, but he couldn't even take a shit, so it ended up just being a blumie"

Blumie by alanthepyro June 11, 2018

Blomies 

A group of stoners or a group of friends that do everything together. Friends who hit a lick on niggas anyday and smoke. They’re stoners but they never play around wit other niggas who mess with them. Another word for homies but it’s spelled with a B and L. Which is Blomies.

“Yo blomie you tryna smoke today? It’s on me”
“You got the weed tho?”
“Hell yeah, we gonna get the whole blomies up in here to smoke!”

Blomies by BigManJon June 18, 2020

blumperbating

masturbating while taking a shit

Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!

blumperbating by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Amir Blumenfeld 

An amazingly funny and talented man from College Humor. He is best known for his role in Jake and Amir which can be found at jakeandamir.com

person 1 "Yo, did you see the new Jake and Amir skit?" Person 2 "Hell yea! Amir Blumenfeld was hilarious. TWINZIES..or whateva."

Amir Blumenfeld by Andie Boudreaux January 26, 2009

Blumer 

An ardent fan of actor Jeff Goldblum.

My blumer friend owns multiple copies of The Fly on LaserDisc.

Blumer by NotAgentClark November 3, 2010

bluzie 

A patch of blue in an otherwise cloudy sky

Look--a bluzie! We have some hope for a nice day.

bluzie by Dr. Foo May 21, 2008

blumberfucked

Getting really drunk to the point where vomiting and blackouts are expected.

Ryan: Yo, let's go get blumberfucked tonight!

blumberfucked by nova46 September 10, 2009