An act of awesomeness. Something when performed right, can make any man, straight that is, fall in lvoe with the woman for which he has chosen for a parter. To gve blowjob is not to jsut suck a penis. But to caress with with nothing but your wet, slippery mouth. To make a man not ejaculate, but to reach montary heaven when he spits his lvoe jucices into your mouth. A real blowjob has many aspects, including, the twist, deep thoat, and to soflty play with his balls. To stop for anything even so much as a breath would be unorthadox, so dont stop untill the pearly gates of heaven is last seen sliding down your throat.
"Damn she gave me such a good blowjob im still cumming in my pants"
"Yo, that new girl, i hear she gives good blowjobs, i heard u don't see the tip of your dick for a week"
"Yo, that new girl, i hear she gives good blowjobs, i heard u don't see the tip of your dick for a week"
by dude its steve January 24, 2004
by Mathos22 February 20, 2007
A Blowjob is defined by how expertly you do it!
it's a skill that few people master. Gentle pressure or a slight milking action at the base of his cock can help to harden him up a bit. Like sword-swollowing, deep-throating takes hours of practice, to relax the gag reflex. For huge Cocks it's got to be done in a 69 position so your tongue is right on the helmit, and easily revolves repeatedly around it, in all directions. If you're working upside down on it, the curve of the Cock more comfortably slides all the way down your throat. Your lips should always cover your teeth, unless he likes for you to bite him a bit, down near the pubes. Gentle biting/pulling of only the loose skin behind the head is allowed. if you start to gag, slow down and think how smooth, warm, soft, and tasty his skin is. Cocks can be love-ly.
The thing that really drives any man wild is pointing your tongue and working it up, around, and into the hole in his dick. Whether a guy has an almost tongue-sized hole or a very little one, he'll love you tongueing it out.
Think of a Blowjob as a dance routine... you need a quiet, teasing, promising beginning. Then you must use your mouth to 'take possesion' of the whole arena. Raise the energy levels as slowly as possible, as you actually choreograph a long sequence of repititious touches, moves, twists, and shapings, so he never gets bored or loses his climax. But a few rests or slowdowns, at the right times, can prolong and intensify the climax.
When he finally can hold it no longer, just let him rip and roar. And of course you want to swallow his gift to you... it's a part of him and full of energy giving protein.
if you're lucky, he'll be able to have several more 'go's', as you gently awaken him throughout the night. The very best climaxes come at dawn.
it's a skill that few people master. Gentle pressure or a slight milking action at the base of his cock can help to harden him up a bit. Like sword-swollowing, deep-throating takes hours of practice, to relax the gag reflex. For huge Cocks it's got to be done in a 69 position so your tongue is right on the helmit, and easily revolves repeatedly around it, in all directions. If you're working upside down on it, the curve of the Cock more comfortably slides all the way down your throat. Your lips should always cover your teeth, unless he likes for you to bite him a bit, down near the pubes. Gentle biting/pulling of only the loose skin behind the head is allowed. if you start to gag, slow down and think how smooth, warm, soft, and tasty his skin is. Cocks can be love-ly.
The thing that really drives any man wild is pointing your tongue and working it up, around, and into the hole in his dick. Whether a guy has an almost tongue-sized hole or a very little one, he'll love you tongueing it out.
Think of a Blowjob as a dance routine... you need a quiet, teasing, promising beginning. Then you must use your mouth to 'take possesion' of the whole arena. Raise the energy levels as slowly as possible, as you actually choreograph a long sequence of repititious touches, moves, twists, and shapings, so he never gets bored or loses his climax. But a few rests or slowdowns, at the right times, can prolong and intensify the climax.
When he finally can hold it no longer, just let him rip and roar. And of course you want to swallow his gift to you... it's a part of him and full of energy giving protein.
if you're lucky, he'll be able to have several more 'go's', as you gently awaken him throughout the night. The very best climaxes come at dawn.
by nonebetter April 12, 2007
1. (noun) A form of oral sex consisting of either a man or woman sucking, licking and (or) blowing a penis.
by wordmaster666 November 07, 2015
by MF'er July 13, 2006
by Manishguy March 09, 2005
n. An act of fellatio.
v. tr. To fellate.
v. intr. To perform a blowjob.
adj. Pertaining to, suggestive of, or conducive to a blowjob.
adv. In the manner of a blowjob.
interj. Used to raise the topic of, or call attention to, a blowjob.
v. tr. To fellate.
v. intr. To perform a blowjob.
adj. Pertaining to, suggestive of, or conducive to a blowjob.
adv. In the manner of a blowjob.
interj. Used to raise the topic of, or call attention to, a blowjob.
(Order of examples matches that of parts of speech)
The executive board accomplished nothing at the meeting because the secretary that accidentally walked into the room gave an impromptu speech on blowjobs instead.
While changing in the locker room after basketball practice one day, two girls from the cheerleading squad came in unexpectedly and blowjobed him.
"That girl blowjobs really well," said the man watching the pornographic film by himself.
The scented candles he had lit for the dinner with his girlfriend created a really blowjob atmosphere.
"I've never seen a girl eat a popsicle so blowjob," he said.
After five minutes of awkward silence in their conversation, he blurted out "Blowjob!", receiving one shortly afterwards.
The executive board accomplished nothing at the meeting because the secretary that accidentally walked into the room gave an impromptu speech on blowjobs instead.
While changing in the locker room after basketball practice one day, two girls from the cheerleading squad came in unexpectedly and blowjobed him.
"That girl blowjobs really well," said the man watching the pornographic film by himself.
The scented candles he had lit for the dinner with his girlfriend created a really blowjob atmosphere.
"I've never seen a girl eat a popsicle so blowjob," he said.
After five minutes of awkward silence in their conversation, he blurted out "Blowjob!", receiving one shortly afterwards.
by Blowjob April 30, 2005