Blarched

To be blarched is to be high, usually on marijuana. To be stoned, blazed, and completely fucked up. The state of euphoria one feels after smoking joints, fat-ass blunts, or toking bongs.

Man we were in drivers ed class and this kid came in blarched out of his mind.
Yo man that kid is soooo blarched take a look at his eyes!!

by Philbo123456 July 22, 2008

Blarch

Sloppy fat person; a slob or grossly overweight individual

He needs to lose weight; he’s become a total blarch.

by Big Tummy June 22, 2018

zach bloch

severe autism, horrible at csgo and loves russian gals, sometimes he thinks he is one himself

dang you're such a zach bloch

by ANon32190312037891372173212936 June 2, 2017

blonch

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"
"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

by JP tha Don December 28, 2005

Blochead

Blochead is a hairstyle, which involves a triangular fringe covering a large part of your face and head.

Russell Lissack from Block Party is a perfect example of the "Blochead" hairstyle.

by gucci01 December 19, 2008

blurch

A belch that brings a small amount of stomach acid into the throat, stopping just short of becoming vomit.

"I can't eat Taco Bell food; it makes me blurch."

by Rev. Ayatollah Mulla Fakir January 11, 2009

blotch

Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)

Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005