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blandard

Derived from the phrase 'bloody standard'. Used to describe something or an act conducted by someone that is excessively standard
1:Fuck man, I got so wasted last nite
2:Yeah dude, that was a blandard rave
by Joe Walford August 27, 2007
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blinkard

One with bad eyes; a stupid or obtuse person; someone who ignores or avoids something.
The old blinkard didn't know what hit him because he just couldn't pay attention to where he was going.
by Luddz May 27, 2015
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Blanchard

A person who doesn’t finish a book on time.
I have a guy in my book club and he never finishes books. He is such a Blanchard
by Lazybookclun February 4, 2018
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blackwards

Performing an action/using an object in a manner stereotypical of a black person.
1. Sitting on a chair blackwards - with the back rest at the front.
2. Pointing a gun blackwards - holding the gun on its side while aiming it.
by nomad1988 June 2, 2011
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Mrs. Blanchard

The worst person in the entire world you can ever meet, they are very annoying and rude for no reason at all. There looks are terrible they super UGLY oof your gonna have to bleach you eyes once you look at them, and next time you see them make sure you bring some bug spray because there a co-co-rochh ok? Ok you got it?, good.
by Jjx235 November 5, 2020
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Blackwards

Blackwards- adverb
The act of a black person unknowingly impersonating a white person by engaging in activities that are stereo-typically dominated by the "white" culture. To the observer, this seems unnatural or backwards to the point of being humorous. Hence the term: "blackwards."
Jeff really enjoys ice skating on the weekends.

Example Conversation:

Person A: Jeff is "Blackwards"

Person B: Why’s that?

Person A: I saw Jeff put hummus on his grits yesterday morning.
by Hairy Castle October 4, 2016
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blastard

One who blares rap music at full volume with all windows open in his car, much to the annoyance of anyone else in a 30-foot radius.

Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.
My drive from Atlanta to Orlando was plagued by the presence of a blastard that stuck by me on the highway the whole time. Now there's 8 hours I can't get the fuck back.
by FrackLuke March 17, 2013
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