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holy blackerel

This exclamation is shouted by a person of European or Caucasian descent when a person of African descent performs an act that is considered great.
When Oprah performed an abortion on herself, the doctor shouted "Holy Blackerel!"
by gayinfantilerobots May 14, 2009
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blacktard

A combination of the term black(dark skinned) and retard (somebody stupid).

A blacktard is a retarded black person
"Kuda thats meant to go in the toilet you blacktard!"
by Dreadlocked jim January 12, 2008
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Blackitude

The identical personality traits surrounding inner-city black women who throw insults back on others as self defense mechanisms resulting from not having a father during her childhood.
Dog-woof woof!!

Woman with blackitude- Yo shu da fuck up dawg you don't even know me!

Dog- arf?
by KeithStone89 November 12, 2010
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Blackburn

1. A large town in east Lancashire, UK.

2. The British multicultural "dream" gone horribly wrong. A roughly 80% white and 20% Asian (of the Pakistani-heritage, Muslim variety) town.. the two groups seem so distant from each other we might as well call it apartheid.
You have more chance of seeing Elvis than a white and Asian person having a conversation in the town centre.
Both groups can pander to the worst possible stereotypes you could imagine.
There is a race problem in the town, it's just people, whether the man in the street, or MP Jack Straw won't step up and admit to it.

3. One of the only towns that thought it a good idea to close down the main town centre nightclub, and then launch a new one on the top of... a multi-storey car park. Genius.
(The place where a close friend of mine was beaten up for the hideous crime of getting into the wrong taxi by some stupid, well.. walking abortions chavettes.. one of them had a child, I would put the poor kid into care myself...)

4. A town where a minority of fairly cool people, especially the younger generation, live, although those with sense often move away when they're old enough.

5. Every bad British 2000s stereotype you could imagine rolled into one. Like the lyrics of I Predict A Riot by the Kaiser Chiefs coming true.

6. Preston nearby isn't exactly Hollywood, but hell, this place makes it look like it.

7. The awful, god-forsaken place people have to waste time sitting around at to change trains travelling to Preston from the east.

8. A place which is supposed to be a shining example of the "good ol', ey' up chuck" salt-of-the-earth Northwest.. hmm, apart from some of the older generation, I've yet to be convinced.
"Blackburn is a compact and friendly northern town" - The Football Fans' Guide, 1996

Bollocks to that! Have you ever been up Roman Road/Higher Croft?!
by The Secret Wordsmith September 10, 2005
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BlackBuried

Being inundated and exhausted trying to be on top of all your email 24/7 with your handheld mobile device
Now that I have a BlackBerry, I feel obliged to attend to all my email day and night, it makes me feel BlackBuried
by abbayyo March 11, 2009
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blackburned

Technical jargon for when something is totally fucked up, and not able to be fixed ever ever
Craig really blackburned that work order..He can go hug a root
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Blacksturbation

Dude! Frankie was so fucked up last night he performed Blacksturbation!
by MasteRofLoL January 21, 2012
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