binghamton

Alright, Binghamton is a good place, and the slander of it all is ridiculous. I lived in Binghamton for 10 years and plan on moving back after i graduate. All of the long island ass-monkeys need to mind their own business and keep their droll idiotic sense of humor and miopic opinions to themselves. Binghamton is a great place to live. True it is very cloudy most of the time, there is a small population, and it seems to get a little droll itself. There is a massive up side to the area though. The people are friendly and will be nice if you are nice to them. The area is clean considering the amount of crappy houses on Susquehanna street. There is very little "gang activity." The people that move into the area for college and then move out after words dont experience Binghamton at and the only thing they see is a little back water town that they cant believe their parents are sending them to. These people are the ones that need to not only get out of Binghamton but that need to get off the face of the earth. You shouldnt talk badly about the city becuase it could be a lot worse. If you dont believe me, visit Monticello,NY, stay there for about a week and you will walk back to Binghamton and be glad doing it because you will look foward to the city atmosphere and the droll depressing city sky. So if you dont have anything noce to say, especially people that live in the city of Binghamton, keep your thoughts to yourself.

"We are the Binghamton Mets!!"

by Medical School Drop-Out April 13, 2008

binghamton

Binghamton is actually a pretty average place! If you go to university, then you dont even know where the heart of binghamton is or really anything about the real Binghamtonites and ho we pass our days, so please, do shut up. Go read a book and leave us all alone, or better yet, transer to another school ya namby pambys!!

Binghamton, in small doses, with the proper company and events is just as enchanting as any other Small Town, USA.

by AngieB January 3, 2007

Binghamton

A depressed city in the Southern Tier of NY surrounded by rolling hills about half as high as the Catskill mountains. Technically within the boundary of Appalachia as drawn by the federal government, and it shows, both geographically, culturally and economically. Has a weird 50s Americana vibe with antique wooden carousels in the parks and cubical houses with pyramidal roofs that look like the ones in cartoons and children's books.

Home to a well-respected university full of city people and Long Islanders who freak out because they can see stars and can't hop on a subway. Most people who tell you about Binghamton have only been there for a few years as a student and barely left the campus, so they think it's a truck stop. You can vex these people by quizzing them on where the nearest beach or waterfall can be found.

You can recognize Binghamton natives by asking them to pronounce "crayon." They say "CRANNNN."

by Stabby Smurf October 20, 2015

Binghamton

Imagine Hell, then make it cold

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Binghamton

cold hell with shitty schools and sky cocaine

guy: “dude where you from”
other guy: “oh i’m from binghamton”
guy: “damn, how nasty”
other guy: “binghamton nasty”

by supkiddies44 January 17, 2019

Binghamton

1) The place that will make you glad to be anywhere but there for the rest of your natural life.

2) A city in Upstate New York whose only reason for existence is the State University situated there. This sad fact is not widely recognized by residents and causes a great deal of animosity toward the students whose money keeps the shit-hole from becoming a ghost town.

3) The Forsaken Lands.

I may have a debilitating brain disease, but at least I don't live in Binghamton.

by Humphrey December 30, 2005

Binghamton

It's the seventh most cloudiest city in the US and the tenth rainiest city in the US.

Binghamton is cloudy about 212 days of the year and rains about 162 days of the year.

by lonelyblackwolf February 13, 2009