jack bauer

The death of Chuck Norris

Everyone thought CHuck Norris was cool, until Jack Bauer came and kicked his ass

by Alex D September 14, 2006

Bauerdick

A slang term meaning someone with a very small penis.

It is often used to make fun of other males. For example, "Hey, I heard you had a Bauerdick."

by Petr Czech April 29, 2009

Bauerology

BAUER-olo-GY n.

1. The study of CTU Agent Jack Bauer (of the show 24)his
-actions
-speech
-technique
-reflexes
-style
-philosophy
-psychology
in dealing with unique situations, etc.

which leads to post-show conversations and Bauer's methods.

2. Anything of, or related to, the character development of Jack Bauer and its further discussion, associations, and fanfare.

eg: a)Bauerology- a social behaviour result such as the way Jack Bauer's overuse of the word "dammit" has created a social behaviour with college students of the Jack Bauer drinking game -for whenever Jack says "dammit" on the show, a person takes a shot.

b) Jack Bauer's methods of torture/manipulation to attain what is needed- the greater good. With Jack's use of Bauerology of getting the job done. One's use of Bauerology may not always be right but may be good justification once results are shown.

c) Bauerology -because the character Jack Bauer seemingly doesn't die, Bauerology proves Bauer's method to get things done quickly and efficiently allows to secure the goal(s) of common interest, in favor of morally correct conclusions.

by CTUBauerMission April 30, 2006

Phillip Bauer

The mixing of a common marijuana strain known as Grandaddy Purple with keef which is a powder that is pure THC also known as Jack Bauer, making one powerful combination. On the newest season of the hit fox show 24, season 6, Phillip Bauer is Jack Bauer's father. He is also a grandfather. Jack Bauer is already a slang term for keef.

I hope you're ready to smoke this Phillip Bauer bowl! It's going to be very potent!

by Tony TT April 15, 2007

Pulling a Jack Bauer

Dying and coming back to life, or pretending to die and coming back to life as Jack Bauer from 24 has done twice

-So James have you read Romeo and Juliet yet?
- Yeah Juliet pulls a Jack Bauer

Boy- That guy was drowning!
Girl- No dont worry, he was just pulling a Jack Bauer

by Ana M. November 7, 2007

Bauer Outage

When you raw dog the poop shoot without permission after strangling her with her own hair.

The Dodgers chances for back to back World Series championship have decreased due to a Bauer Outage

by ATLienator June 30, 2021

Abby Bauer

Abby Bauer is a girl who barks at her Spanish teacher and at the weird girl who meows at lunch. Abby is usually found in western Pennsylvania unless she has a Illinois party to attend or she was let out of her cage

(Person1) oh shoot I just barked at my teacher!

(Person2) wow Man you pulled an Abby Bauer!

by Whiteboard November 21, 2019