ASOIAF

A Song of Ice and Fire. A Series by George RR Martin. Arguably has the funniest character ever in Tyrion Lannister.

"If I could pray with my cock, I'd be religious too." Tyrion Lannister

by feebnam June 8, 2004

Asstard

A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.

Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.

An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard

by SeptemberLove December 18, 2010

Asora

Hottest celebrity in the bunch. great at singing and smiles like an angel. hot celebrity

Damn, that Asora is so fine!!!

by Asora February 14, 2008

Alotabunch

A great amount. Usually used when users are awed at the amount of something.

"Whoa! That's alotabunch of trees!"

by momodude22 January 2, 2010

asstail

Asstail: noun

Any kind of drink delivered from someones ass, but preferably a mixed one.

Just insert a rectal speculum, pour in some bourbon, sweet Vermouth and have your "mixer" shake around to infuse some natural bitters, add a cherry for good measure and you've got a Manhattan cocktail, or should I say "asstail"? Now all you need to do is figure out how you're gonna drink it - up or on your rocks?

by Allitnil October 11, 2013

Astacia

A modern 80's dragon slayer that loves to give hugs and kisses. One of the most unique people of all time. Incredibly gorgeous with long luscious locks of shiny hair. So talented it will blow your pants off. You'll want to keep a lady like her in your life always.

Person 1: Whoa, that Astacia looks scary, like she kills dragons for fun...

Person 2: Yeah, but she actually cuddles kittens for fun, killing dragons is her day job.

Person 1: Oh, rad.

by KRD24 December 14, 2010

asstaffy

waxy shit consistency caused by constipation and the ingesting of large amounts of candy corn, twizzlers, peeps, and egg-nog; also caused by one shoving to many sugar babies up the rectum

I have placed a 14" long log of asstaffy on a paper plate and set it upon Mrs. Hernandez's desk....I am nervous and it is my sincerest hope that I ace my Espanol final.....she is the only thing standing between my and acceptance to community college....fiesta time!

by cornfritter December 21, 2010