Podrick: What did you do last night?
Tyrion: I had a Song of Ice and Fire with Daenerys and Ygritte. You?
Podrick: I had one with Catelyn and Cersei.
*Tyrion and Podrick high-five*

Jorah: Why do you want to invite (book) Robb Stark and Jaime Lannister to negotiations, Khaleesi? I do not think it wise, Khaleesi.
Daenerys: I want to have A Song of Ice and Fire.
Jorah: I see, Khaleesi.
*Jorah cries himself to sleep*

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Person 1: I finally finished reading The Stand, what should I read now that can actually compete with it?

Person 2: A Song of Ice and Fire of course!!!

My penis is alternately burning and freezing because I sang A Song of Ice and Fire last night.

Matt, my roomie, always plays "A Song of Ice and Fire" when he want to put ice cubes up my boy-hole and suck him off -- I can't push them out until he has a throat-gasm!