When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.
Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"
Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."
Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."
by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023
When two vigorous women are frantically siscoring this action results in aeronautical exploration and finally, climaxing sexual transcendence.
by amazons March 10, 2015
A worker for Amazon PRIME.
by Stoowyguy April 20, 2022
An active Amazon associate or worker. This does not include third-party vendors (engineers, delivery drivers, or anyone with a yellow badge) since they’re not an active AA (Amazon associate).
by WordsYouNeed2Know May 27, 2022
I’d like the browse the Amazonian prime please.
Can you believe that the Amazonian prime can ship you an item in 2 days? I personally don’t believe it, I think it’s a myth.
Can you believe that the Amazonian prime can ship you an item in 2 days? I personally don’t believe it, I think it’s a myth.
by Akot69696969 August 01, 2023
When a tall woman queefs your creampie back onto your chest after having intercourse in the Amazon position
by AmazonLoverSyndrome June 18, 2024
Dude, you have to try giving yourself an Amazonian Fire stick, you have a really clear head when doing the deep inhales at spasm time, mega oxygen overload to the brain.
by Deadpools Poodle January 21, 2020