When a tall woman queefs your creampie back onto your chest after having intercourse in the Amazon position
by AmazonLoverSyndrome June 17, 2024
Get the Amazonian she-blastmug. When a man eats a bowl of chili, then convinces his friend to sit upside down naked at the bottom of a ladder so the guy can shit into his adshole that’s stretched wide, he then proceeds to eat the shit like a bowl of chili
Mike: “Hey Sean, please let me try the Amazonian chili bowl on you!”
Sean: “Yeah dude but I want to try it too!”
Sean: “Yeah dude but I want to try it too!”
by Guacamole Migga Pemis January 3, 2025
Get the Amazonian Chili Bowlmug. An active Amazon associate or worker. This does not include third-party vendors (engineers, delivery drivers, or anyone with a yellow badge) since they’re not an active AA (Amazon associate).
by WordsYouNeed2Know May 26, 2022
Get the amazonianmug. When two vigorous women are frantically siscoring this action results in aeronautical exploration and finally, climaxing sexual transcendence.
by amazons March 9, 2015
Get the amazonian mufflermug. When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.
Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"
Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."
Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."
by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023
Get the Amazonian Darwinismmug. A female 6’ feet or taller that can make a tall man feel small or make a tall women feel inferior towards all men
Q: Hey the other night, I visited my Amazonian slut, boy was she was so vivacious and passionate with my cock.
Coworker: dude you like fat sluts?
Q: No I just like being dominated by a female whom is taller than me and wants me to fuck her brains out while she fucks mine back!
Coworker: damn I probably should try to get me an Amazonian experience, gonna add to my bucket list.
Q: You have absolutely no idea what you are missing man
“She’s a man eater”
She will leave you feeling like a horse just rode your ass.
Coworker: dude you like fat sluts?
Q: No I just like being dominated by a female whom is taller than me and wants me to fuck her brains out while she fucks mine back!
Coworker: damn I probably should try to get me an Amazonian experience, gonna add to my bucket list.
Q: You have absolutely no idea what you are missing man
“She’s a man eater”
She will leave you feeling like a horse just rode your ass.
by Bbcluvinwhore March 5, 2025
Get the Amazonian slutmug. I’d like the browse the Amazonian prime please.
Can you believe that the Amazonian prime can ship you an item in 2 days? I personally don’t believe it, I think it’s a myth.
Can you believe that the Amazonian prime can ship you an item in 2 days? I personally don’t believe it, I think it’s a myth.
by Akot69696969 August 1, 2023
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