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Vanessa Abrahms

A character on the tv series, Gossip Girl.

Totally pointless, and one of the most-hated characters. Hails from Brooklyn, and is known for developing crushes on the main male characters on the show even though she's supposed to be "independent" and "cool".

She's not even a bitch, because bitches are too good for her. Spends most of her time being in loooove with Nate Archibald.

A very pointless character. All she brings into the show is boredom, stupid drama (not even the good kind), and a lot of:
Vanessa: Should I call him? Ohmigawsh, he's such a hawtie, and I'm like, not supposed to fall in love with him but I DID and I don't wanna sound desperate even though I am but should I call him??????
Jenny: /facepalm/
Girl 1: Dude, Gossip Girl last night would've rocked if Vanessa didn't ruin it.

Girl 2: Ew, Vanessa Abrahms is such a fucking pointless bitch.
by hatredislove June 23, 2009
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abraham ford

A rare sub-species of ginger previously believed to be extinct. Complete badass which often is seen with an M16 rifle. Particularly enjoys killing zombies
Abraham ford could very easily rip you apart
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Abraham

A highly conceited boy who looks sexy even when he doesn't try, he has a sexy voice, and loves to talk to down-to-earth people and people who excite his imagination.
I think I like that guy. Yea that gotta be an Abraham.
by Veronica J June 17, 2008
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stacking abrahams

When you are so poor and/or have a low-paying job that only pays pennies. Contrast with "Stacking Benjamins" (many references) when you have so much money because you are successful (see lyrics for Fired Up by Shaggy).
Dude, did you know that Amber works midnight shift at McDonalds? She be stacking abrahams, yo.
by chopsz August 17, 2016
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Silent Abraham

When you successfully ejaculate in the presence of others without their knowledge. After which, you yell “Silent Abraham!”
Silent Abraham changed my family dynamics. I can’t believe my stepdad Silent Abraham’d me!
by Cummy Fuggletrousers November 20, 2020
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Abraham Lincoln

Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.
My girlfriend looked very presidential after I gave her an Abraham Lincoln.
by Merc November 17, 2004
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Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.
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