Definitions by davidm998

Bread crumming 

Stealing bread crumbs that people feed pigeons usually because of lack of money

I couldn't get a reservation in a good restaurant so we went bread crumming

Bread crumming by davidm998 January 30, 2017

monkeys left nut 

A worthless object

I don't give a monkeys left nut

monkeys left nut by davidm998 May 25, 2016

stuart nuts 

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition

One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts

stuart nuts by davidm998 May 25, 2016

abraham ford 

A rare sub-species of ginger previously believed to be extinct. Complete badass which often is seen with an M16 rifle. Particularly enjoys killing zombies

Abraham ford could very easily rip you apart

abraham ford by davidm998 May 25, 2016

neanderballs 

An incredibly hairy nutsack

I shaved my balls last night it was about time I had neanderballs

neanderballs by davidm998 May 25, 2016