davidm998's definitions

monkeys left nut

A worthless object

I don't give a monkeys left nut

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition

One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

Bread crumming

Stealing bread crumbs that people feed pigeons usually because of lack of money

I couldn't get a reservation in a good restaurant so we went bread crumming

by davidm998 January 30, 2017

abraham ford

A rare sub-species of ginger previously believed to be extinct. Complete badass which often is seen with an M16 rifle. Particularly enjoys killing zombies

Abraham ford could very easily rip you apart

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

neanderballs

An incredibly hairy nutsack

I shaved my balls last night it was about time I had neanderballs

by davidm998 May 25, 2016