gut wrinkles

the lines between the rolls of fat on an obese person, which sometimes accumulate foul smelling body odour. Can also be used to refer to the ugly stretch marks a female has on the gut after child birth.

oh my god look at the gut wrinkles on that fat chick, she should wear a moo moo to cover that up.

by monkeypig January 7, 2012

Next Day Wrinkles

Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.

I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.

by SpitFire4Truth October 5, 2020

wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wrankle

the fat around your wrist from where you put a watch on... 200 pounds ago.

I should probably take this watch off, it's beginning to cut off blood flow, and my wrankle is the size of Mount Everest.

by cassie824 February 23, 2011

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wrinkles

used to describe someone with an extremely hot body and cute face despite his slight old age.

omg, your grampa jones is soooo wrinkles ;)

ew.. thats just awks and kinda gross too.

by skatingjenny January 13, 2011

wrinkles

puppy that stinks and drools more than any other doggy

wrinkles the dog

by ted hallow August 6, 2003