wingcocking

When you shove cheese in your ass, and you and your tv remote sacrifice yourself to Demi-god before their water breaks.

Last time I saw Adyson she was WINGCOCKING in the spurs half time show.

by DylPickle July 12, 2014

Windsocking

The act of forcing air into your penis in order to achieve a penis fart

Hey Dave did you just fart? Na’h I was totally windsocking earlier and now I have a bad case of penis farts

by Windsock ambassador May 23, 2018

Windsock

Usually the colon

Wow after the enema my windsock is restored to its supple state

by Pro skills February 28, 2021

windsocking

The act of pointing your bare genitals or anus at blowing wind.

I was windsocking on the bed with the window open to cool down with the incoming breeze

by ryzngard July 13, 2022

Wingcock

The male friend(s) of the boyfriend of a female’s female friend.

Joe- I was trying to move in on Susan last night at the party but her friend Molly and her Boyfriend Chad showed up with all his buddies so Susie wound up getting Eiffel Towered in the bathroom while I slow stroked and cried at the door.

Barney- Damn dude, that’s fucked up. Not only does Chad keep all the prime snatch to himself, he’ll only let his wingcocks get his scraps. Fuck that guy.

by FaceFuckherFace March 24, 2023

Windsock

Excessive foreskin more obvious when blown on also when a man is seductively helicoptering.

His cock flapped about like a windsock in a storm

by Leemondo1 June 16, 2023

Windsock

When the foreskin is inflated then rapidly deflates, due to a partner flatulating into said foreskin. The release of said flatulence results in the penis turning into a whacky inflatable flailing arm man.

Dude, my girlfriend fucking windsocked me last night, and it whistled as my foreskin deflated.

by Ivebeenwindsocked May 3, 2025