john wilkes booth

After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.

Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.

by Billy Lumpkin April 25, 2005

mark wilkes

1)A popular teen commonly known for his ginger hair and appearance on the Tv Show; An Unsuitable Job for a Women.

2) A name called at ginger people

hey look it's mark wilkes. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilkes

by markko June 26, 2006

john wilkes boof

When the teacher asks who shot Lincoln, and you shout out John Wilkes Boof.... and she says good answer

Ok class who shot Lincoln ? John Wilkes Boof....

by Pfunk July 12, 2017

pullin’ a Wilkes

Usually used to describe overindulgent communications (i.e. texting) and unintentionally friend-zoning yourself. This is done by focusing on obsolete topics and leaving nothing to the imagination. This phrase was named after a novelist who resides just west of the Hudson..

He wouldn’t stop texting me essays about nonsense, he’s pullin’ a Wilkes..

by The Meighflower December 5, 2018

willena

one of the sweetest, prettiest girls you'll ever meet. also, very rare, find one and you'll love her

i met willena today.

by Johnny Cash the Second June 26, 2008

Wilkinsburg

pron. n.; "We'll-kill-yins-burg"; a city in Pennsylvania, immediately outside of Pittsburgh's city limits. Known for being dangerously crime-infested. Has been repeatedly denied union with the City of Pittsburgh because of its awful reputation. Also has terrible public schools.

"I rode my bike through Wilkinsburg at noon and I thought I was gonna get mugged."

by Col. Hans Landa August 22, 2011

walkenshloffen

When two people are walking toward each other and in an attempt to get out of each others way they both move to the same side resulting in an awkward dance of sorts.

guy1: i just had a walkenshloffen in the hallway
guy2: wow that's awkward
guy1: yeah we kept on stepping into each others way... i hate walking.

by donzo24 July 8, 2010