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1: the apparent ability to understand unlimited disparate subject matters, but only to the level explained on Wikipedia.
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1. Wikitelligent: having or indicating an apparently high degree of intelligence and/or mental capacity but, in reality, only having a Wikipedia page level command of the subject.
1: the apparent ability to understand unlimited disparate subject matters, but only to the level explained on Wikipedia.
Function: adjective
1. Wikitelligent: having or indicating an apparently high degree of intelligence and/or mental capacity but, in reality, only having a Wikipedia page level command of the subject.
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My boss seemingly displays a high level of intelligence with his command over almost any subject but, after fact-checking his positions on Google, I discovered he only has Wikitelligence.
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My boss expects to dominate people in any discussion, trying to demonstrate his command over any topic but, if you fact-check his statements on Google, you'll discover he's only Wikitelligent.
My boss seemingly displays a high level of intelligence with his command over almost any subject but, after fact-checking his positions on Google, I discovered he only has Wikitelligence.
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My boss expects to dominate people in any discussion, trying to demonstrate his command over any topic but, if you fact-check his statements on Google, you'll discover he's only Wikitelligent.
by TomWagner February 5, 2010
Get the Wikitelligence mug.A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.
If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.
If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.
Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."
Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."
Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."
by J4keSully January 5, 2013
Get the Wifisexual mug.verb.(wEEkEE-that-SHit). this word is used when telling someone to go to wikipedia.com when someone needs to know anything about anything in the world. here one can find many intersting and useless facts.
by Kyla :) September 24, 2008
Get the wikithatshit mug.A person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. Often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.
1)As I was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, I noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.
2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
by Jessica D. November 10, 2008
Get the wifi squatter mug.THE MOST SHITTEST THING YOU COULD EVER HAVE BUY THIS IF YOU WANT TO START LAGGING IN REAL LIFE IT SO FUCKING BAD THAT NO INTERNET IS BETTER THAN THIS YOU GET -5 BARS WITH THIS SHIT ITS SO UNGODLY THAT I RATHER SUCK 10 DICKS THEN USE THIS
random: Yo wanna play somethin
Randoms friend: y----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------eeeeeeeEEEeEeEeEeEeEeEe-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------s---------------------------s--------------------------------s-SSS-sSs-S-s-S--s-S-sS-s-S-s--s-S-s-
random- thats some optimum wifi right there
Randoms friend: y----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------eeeeeeeEEEeEeEeEeEeEeEe-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------s---------------------------s--------------------------------s-SSS-sSs-S-s-S--s-S-sS-s-S-s--s-S-s-
random- thats some optimum wifi right there
by ThisIsNotNox October 16, 2020
Get the optimum wifi mug.by ABeatifulWizard September 30, 2015
Get the Wifi mug.To focus one's attention on a particular woman as opposed to being with male friends.
If one is found wifin' in a club, there is usually a twenty dollar fee.
If one is found wifin' in a club, there is usually a twenty dollar fee.
Gerald: Hey man, stop wifin' with Meg and hang out with your mates!
Jeff: No way, man! I've been wifin' all day!
Meg: Jeff - who's that tall guy coming over here?
Slenderman: No wifin' in da club. Gimme $20.
Jeff: No way, man! I've been wifin' all day!
Meg: Jeff - who's that tall guy coming over here?
Slenderman: No wifin' in da club. Gimme $20.
by the AWPerator August 28, 2012
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