whittling doughnuts

The process of removing glaze or hardened sugar from a doughnut (often stale) to make them more edible.

These Krispy Kreme's have so much glaze on them I'll be whittling doughnuts before I can eat them.

by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021

Whistling Shits

When the diarrhea shoots out of you so fast that your asshole makes a whistling sound.

I had some bad clams and they gave me the whistling shits.

by Wileorn January 18, 2022

Whizzin

When something is truly awesome, and will make everybody feel better about themselves.

Tim: "Did you just see that old lady get hit by that bus?!"

Cameron: "Yeah. It was totally whizzin..."

by Kyle E. June 9, 2008

Whistling in the dark

To comfort yourself via distraction when you cannot avoid a frightening situation.

While her mother was in surgery, Norma tried to remember all the state capitals. It was her way of whistling in the dark.

by NH Baritone January 9, 2008

Wizzing

In the action of "taking a wiz". A person who's fetish is "Golden Wiz"/Golden showers!

When some one is acting STUPID, attempting to convence others that an OBIVIOUSLY STUPID idea is a good idea!

obama: Come on you'll love wizzing on me, making my teeth skanky and yellow. It'll be like my birth certicate no one will know!

My half-sister will have another fake document printed up to say it wasn't wiz but spring water!

Intellectual: I wouldn't do anything your into, to include wizzing on you!

by The_Master_Whiz January 2, 2011

Whistling Sprocket

a raondom person (Janitor) who walks around whistling aything that comes to mind, never in tune, or never actually a song.

Look At YoungWhistling Sprocket Over There!

by Richard Parker April 3, 2006

whirling down the shitbowl

Going to pot, going to hell in a handbasket; a way of saying that a situation or a person's condition is deteriorating extremely rapidly.

Mom's mind is whirling down the shitbowl; she always forgets to take her meds, she lies in bed naked all day, she has poopinary and pissinary incontinence, she won't even get up to get a glass of water.

by Telephony May 4, 2019