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Whizzin' the Jizz 

'Is someone in the bathroom?'
'Yeah, Gordon's in there whizzin' the jizz'

Night Vision Whizzing 

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.
Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!
(verb)

an awesome way to say you have to pee

to go pee pee, to urinate, to let the stream flow into the toilet, to do #1, to piss, to wizz
"Shirley, I gotsta wizzinate in your bathroom."

"OK, it's right down the hall dear. Just don't piss on the floor"
wizzinate by zee236363731111 December 21, 2007
In the action of "taking a wiz". A person who's fetish is "Golden Wiz"/Golden showers!

When some one is acting STUPID, attempting to convence others that an OBIVIOUSLY STUPID idea is a good idea!
obama: Come on you'll love wizzing on me, making my teeth skanky and yellow. It'll be like my birth certicate no one will know!

My half-sister will have another fake document printed up to say it wasn't wiz but spring water!

Intellectual: I wouldn't do anything your into, to include wizzing on you!
Wizzing by The_Master_Whiz January 2, 2011

inappropriate whizzination

When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.
Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate whizzination.
The ship from Falsettos with Whizzer Brown and Marvin. Can also be spelled Whizzvin
probably someone super emotionally not okay who ships this bc they've watched the entirety of Falsettos
one gay broadway fan: YO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SHIP??
another gay broadway fan: bro probably whizvin
one gay broadway fan: omg are you mentally okay?
whizvin by sh_tl_rd April 17, 2022