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Whizzin' the Jizz
Whizzin' the Jizz by Merryweather April 21, 2006
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Night Vision Whizzing
Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.
Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!
Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!
Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!
Night Vision Whizzing by SnowyTheNutter July 24, 2009
wizzinate
(verb)
an awesome way to say you have to pee
to go pee pee, to urinate, to let the stream flow into the toilet, to do #1, to piss, to wizz
an awesome way to say you have to pee
to go pee pee, to urinate, to let the stream flow into the toilet, to do #1, to piss, to wizz
"Shirley, I gotsta wizzinate in your bathroom."
"OK, it's right down the hall dear. Just don't piss on the floor"
"OK, it's right down the hall dear. Just don't piss on the floor"
wizzinate by zee236363731111 December 21, 2007
Wizzing
In the action of "taking a wiz". A person who's fetish is "Golden Wiz"/Golden showers!
When some one is acting STUPID, attempting to convence others that an OBIVIOUSLY STUPID idea is a good idea!
When some one is acting STUPID, attempting to convence others that an OBIVIOUSLY STUPID idea is a good idea!
obama: Come on you'll love wizzing on me, making my teeth skanky and yellow. It'll be like my birth certicate no one will know!
My half-sister will have another fake document printed up to say it wasn't wiz but spring water!
Intellectual: I wouldn't do anything your into, to include wizzing on you!
My half-sister will have another fake document printed up to say it wasn't wiz but spring water!
Intellectual: I wouldn't do anything your into, to include wizzing on you!
Wizzing by The_Master_Whiz January 2, 2011
inappropriate whizzination
When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.
Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate whizzination.
inappropriate whizzination by Telephony March 31, 2016
whizvin
The ship from Falsettos with Whizzer Brown and Marvin. Can also be spelled Whizzvin
probably someone super emotionally not okay who ships this bc they've watched the entirety of Falsettos
probably someone super emotionally not okay who ships this bc they've watched the entirety of Falsettos
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