Whirling Derpish

The complex, confusing, mind boggling series of mental acrobatics that a person must perform to believe that Donald Trump is anything other than a fat, lazy, stupid con-man who’s only concern is for himself.

“Wow, that guy performed an amazing whirling derpish when asked why he supports a guy who believes in Chinese Hurricane Guns.”

by DMacR May 12, 2022

Whirling Dervish

(n.) A person whose behavior resembles a rapid, spinning object. These actions are often spastic fidgeting and incessant babbling. The actions of the whirling dervish are irritating and annoying, often exhausting other people in the immediate vicinity.

The phrase is derived from these 2 words:

Whirling

1.) adj. moving or driven rapidly in a rotary or twisting motion.

Dervish

1.) (n.) a member of an order noted for devotional exercises involving bodily movements.

2.) (n.) a Rocking Demon who eats souls.

1.) that woman must have taken her son's Ritalin. She is behaving like a whirling dervish.

2.) Is she talking to us, to herself or has she just become a whirling dervish?

by Tom Bidel October 10, 2005

tilt-a-whirl

Cute word for a girl's vagina

I'm gonna kiss that pretty girl on the tilt-a-whirl

by Jules Bourglay April 2, 2020

whirl and hurl

An amusement park ride that spins. Non-rollercoaster (or "flat ride") that exists solely for the purpose of making people dizzy.

"Mad Hatter's Tea Party at Disneyland was designed by Satan! Whirl and Hurl!

by Sarabellum1976 September 4, 2003

boiling whirl

Multiple ropes of spunk swirling around in a hot tub at any local hourly hot tub rental establishment

I was terrified to use the hot tub due to the fear of the boiling whirl.

by Gritty Kitty 4 November 18, 2016

whirling dirvish

someone who doesn't lie still at night when sleeping.

"She was a whirling dirvish last night. I couldn't sleep with all her spinning around."

by SpRiNkL3z August 21, 2006

tilt-a-whirl

N. A loose toilet seat likely to slide left or right while seated upon it, sometimes sliding completely off the rim of the bowl. A tilt-a-whirl can be particularly dangerous for men when the seat slides too far and pinches off the sexual organs during defecation.

The men's room here is completely unsafe, a tilt-a-whirl with no ass gaskets.

by anagramman November 8, 2010