Wakeling

1. An advanced form of attention deficit disorder.

2. The avatar of chaos.

3. A term to describe short attention span, poor hygeine, chaos and destruction.

1. Dude, help Dan, he's Wakeling right now!

2. FUCKING WAKELING IS AT THE PARTY!!! WHO INVITED WAKELING?!

3. Dude, you gotta get back on track, man. You're starting to look like Wakeling.

by massiveness12 February 28, 2009

Weaseling

The act of aggressively inhaling with the nose against someone's groin.

My wife loves a good weaseling
Weasel me Jesus!

by Sniffer17 May 24, 2014

wettening

Something or someone that is so sexually appealing that your sexual organ(s) get wet

his firm looking ass cheeks are wettening

by shafayat March 8, 2017

Wakeling Week

One of those weeks where absolutely everything that can go wrong, does go wrong. Nothing goes your way and your life ends up looking like a meme.

The guy I'm talking to, who never came to meet me, but introduced me too his sister is moving to wales... I'm having such a Wakeling Week...

by Jake_sharpe15 May 28, 2020

Weaseling

This is when your fingering a girl. Once you have worked yourself in there with a few fingers. Then you go for it with brute force and shove your fist in there. Make sure this is not in the dark you dont want a fistful of blood!

Side effects can be but not limited to hearing loss, crazyness, starvation among others.

Hey man did you end up weaseling her last night?

by Sealing December 15, 2011

Weening

A cerebrum not unlike Einstein

Dude, look at the huge cock on that guy!

by Dude UK May 12, 2003

112 pound weakling

Someone desperate to look fit and strong to the world, and like anything that isn't a poodle.

You gotta look deeper than the cute cuddly surface of the 112 pound weakling, don't underestimate the girl, she might or might not be all talk, if it really matters as much to anybody else as it does to her what people think of her.

by Solid Mantis December 6, 2019