cerebrum 

Most interior part of the brain in vertebrates. It helps with the sensory and neural functions.

You must be using your cerebrum to do that.

cerebrum by ry-chi_ June 11, 2006

Cerebrum 

When a guy shows another guy his scrotum pressed upon the tight waist part of the shorts so that it can look like a human brain.

It can be used as a psychological tactic during sports, but is to be used with great caution and only to catch the eye of the opponent.

How did you miss that shot?

This idiot pulled a cerebrum on me and caught me off guard!!!

Cerebrum by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 23, 2023

Cerebrum Failure 

The moment when your brain splits up and fails in memorizing something important, but instead gives you two options which will cause you a huge amount of stress that day, especially when in the office.

John: Hey Bob, I am going to get some coffee would you like some?
Bob: Wait John!
John: ???
Bob: JUST FUCKING WAIT MAN I AM THINKING
John: About what?
Bob: The moment I left the house, I remember taking my phone with me, but I can't find it anywhere!
John: ... So did you lose it somewhere?
Bob: Maybe. Perhaps I just forgot it at home.
John: Yeah... or you lost it on your way to work.
Bob: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

Adam: Hehehe. What a Cerebrum Failure..

Cerebrum Failure by SFromDaOldskool June 11, 2011

cerebrum cork 

when the government messes up your speech to try to denigrate you, discredit your testimony, or take you to jail.

The cerebrum cork hurt Rick Perry in the polls, minorities in court, and made people that are sober be caught for DUI.

cerebrum cork by Coop Dupe January 6, 2020

mastithesis cerebrum 

The Right Lateral Hemisphere, Dominant half of the cerebrum,is the upper, front portion of the brain connected by the corpus callosum, which is a large bundle of nerve fibers. Is for visual and intuitive processing,immediate relationship with physical bodies (our own as well as others) and external reality as represented by the senses, a relationship that makes it the mediator, the first and last stop, of all experience.

The dominant hemisphere within the brain, Is called the "Mastithesis Cerebrum".

mastithesis cerebrum by Random C. Roberts December 21, 2022

cerebrully 

a person that uses superior logic and reasoning skills (instead of physical intimidation) to bully an unwilling party into doing something

"I outsmarted her into lending me Modern Family Season 1 on DVD, when she really didn't want to. Does that make me a cerebrully?"

cerebrully by checkmate August 21, 2012

cerebrumabou 

Cerebrumabou is that moment you are texting a message, or searching something up while thinking of something else and you accidentally type what you’re thinking by mistake.

“Get out of my room i’m doing homework”
Starts to search on google for study guides
accidentally types “room”
“Wow I just had a Cerebrumabou moment.”

cerebrumabou by mfisspedd April 28, 2024