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waterlooj

When a Jaiden is wet.
Jaiden: “I’m waterloojing”
by CuriousG. February 15, 2022
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waterpolo

1. "'a sport combining basketball, rugby, swimming and wrestling...with some of the BEST CONDITIONED athletes in the world.'"
2. an activity viewed upon by asian parents as an inappropriate sport for girls because of the muscle which forms due to vigorous activity(see SPORT)
daughter: hey mom! i made two goals today in waterpolo...but got punched in the eye and broke my pinky...I LOVE IT
asian mom: the "waterpolo" make you look like man. stop. you are disgrace. make family loose face(keeps talking and talking and talking and talking.......)
by hopelessly lost January 30, 2005
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university of waterloo

A self claimed prestigious university located in Ontario, Canada. Students graduated from UW could only become high school teachers, and they are taught the fact that they've attended the best university in North America. This is a viscious cycle because these high school teachers in turn brainwash teenagers for four years, and convice them to attend to UW, which is basically how the university stays in business. This method of attaining applications is a remarkable achievement, because UW has a history of merely 50 years and has already made itself the best university in Canada. Ironically, it achieved nothing academic.
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by UW sucks December 14, 2008
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University of Waterloo

A horribly overrated, poorly located, atrociously designed school. It's only strength lies in it's engineering prowess, specifically the fields of electrical and computer engineering. Any student who attends this university for any reason other than engineering is blind to the fact that they are utterly wasting their time and money.

Waterloo kids constantly remind anyone who will listen that the school enjoys a healthy relationship with microsoft as a "secret recruiting ground" because that ancient fact is essentially it's only claim to fame.

Students of the school also enjoy making reference to a horribly overdrawn exaggeration in that the school is "The MIT of the North", possibly because they are really stupid enough to believe so, or because they have been shut off from the outside world because of the school's horrendously unfavourable location.

In reality, among Canadian universities, the school sits comfortably in the middle of the pack.
friend 1: So, I'm going to U of T next year. What about you?

friend 2: I was accepted at Waterloo for math, so I'm definitely going there. It's a Canadian Ivy!

friend 1: Sometimes I can't believe we're even friends.
by Jason August 10, 2006
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waterproof

When someone is waterproof, it means solid. It has to do with leaking a secret or snitching. One who is waterproof will not leak any information to someone else.
1.Come on, tell me. You know I am waterproof.
2. "Why did you tell that kid?" "Don't worry he's waterproof"
by Tyrone Bigums May 20, 2008
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Waterloo high school

Waterloo high school is where all females are hoes, all males are fuck boys. Everyone talks shit. Everyone’s fake. They suck at sports.
Waterloo high school is the trashiest school ever.
by Anonymous asshole December 18, 2018
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Waterloo

A quiet little town nestled in the heart of the Finger Lakes of central New York. Home to unemployed factory workers, struggling small businesses, uncool people, virgins, untrustworthy Italians, men that drive trucks that are too expensive for them, fat freshmen with huge dicks, car washes, boys who are scared to move into their apartments, kids who drive around and smoke pot, crackhead policemen, multiple police forces, stuck-up worldly genius girls who have never left the county except to go to the mall, trap shooting, little league, heavy mom influence, Jack, kids who think they are awesome, kids who lie about how much gas is in their car, keystone ice, heavily modified Mustangs, rolling stops, loud cars whose drivers take a long time to shift, people who cross the street at the wrong time, multiple nursing homes, burnt out high school teachers, garages full of stolen goods, paries with one girl, make-out sluts, girls basketball games, free 100's, poker games, trailer parks, free cell phones, loud freight trains, no open lunch, the county fairgrounds, the county offices, the canal, seneca meadows landfill, silver creek, large tax increases, world of warcraft, fishing, people who don't answer their cell phones, liquor stores, convenience stores that always have cops at them, community college students, mood swings, girls who play games with virgins' hearts, Thurston, people who are 100% Italian, Catholics, people who steal stuff, con artists, demolition derbies, P&C, Mcdonalds, and NICE N EASY, MAN!
Man, I hate Waterloo, all the kids there are mad gay.
by desert fox May 29, 2005
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