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Waterpoo 

A diarrhea in which the feces is so liquified that it has all the properties, save color, of water. It flows so quickly and uncontrollably that it is hardly noticeable when leaving the anus, and may look like urine once in the toilet.
Oh God, I think I ate too much of those buffalo wings. I can't control it anymore. It's so wet, I think it's waterpoo!
Waterpoo by GregTheWang November 23, 2009
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watercooler romance 

a secret love for one who doesnt know you well, or at all.
"you dont even know her bro. this is just a watercooler romance."
watercooler romance by gabe bwood December 27, 2008

watercooler moment 

a significant moment in televison history that is discussed the next day in the workplace.
"did you see janet jacksons' wardrobe malfunction at last nights superbowl" - a recent watercooler moment
watercooler moment by Tsouthman February 6, 2008

waterloo turkey wing 

when an elderly woman uses the flabby skin beneath her arms and slaps it against a man's penis to help him achieve orgasm.
Frieda gave me a waterloo turkey wing last night after bingo. It was about everything you expect it to be.

University of Waterloo

(aka. "University of Wokerloo", "UWokerloo" or simply "UWoke")

If you want the wokest education in the North American continent, look no further. We have it right here at the University of Waterloo. UWaterloo has established a decades-old reputation for being the undisputed intellectual hothouse for future Wokers and Woke leaders alike, whatwith all the misguided hypocritical liberal-political hogwash that started here.

In other words, if you're looking for academic success here, you will only succeed in getting your brain fried, drained or washed by the pretentious clowns who are there to give you the "waterloo" of a lifetime.
"The University of Waterloo: Ideas Start Here" (followed by an uproar from the social justice WARRIORS!!!)
College town in Ontario that is extremely sus. Somehow considered a 'city' when the only thing there is the university, and all the dorms and apartments around it. Its economy would plummet if the university shut down.
Honestly have no idea why anyone would want to live in Waterloo over literally anywhere else
Waterloo by watrulookingm8 October 7, 2020

waterproofed

When you inadvertantly scam yourself without realising
My friend tried to get his 'Rolex' waterproofed by the guy who sold it to him at the street markets in Bangkok...
waterproofed by skepticsteve March 23, 2010
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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