Waterbreaker

When u take a truly great dump, and when you get up to wipe your ass you notice that the pile is so big the top is higher than the water in the bowl, like an island 'breaking' above the water.

He: "Man, I ate so much Thanksgiving dinner yesterday I woke up at dawn and had me a righteous waterbreaker."

She: "I hope you flushed."

He: (Proudly) "Twice!"

by polkyarebusz June 12, 2006

Waterbation

Using a showerhead or tub faucet to masturbate with water.

Sorry, I'm late. I was home trying waterbation.

by Sean_7 October 23, 2011

Waterburn

burn caused by hitting water at high rates of speed leaving a uncanny red resemblance to that of sunburn

Amber suffered an extreme case of waterburn while attempting to wake board.

by Chris Dimsdale November 7, 2007

Waterbird

Someone who spends a lot of time at the lake or on the river. This person enjoys water sports and activities that surround water.

Girl: "I went to the lake last weekend and I am headed on a float trip this weekend."

Boy: "Enjoy your trip, waterbird!"

by Blondie5000 August 3, 2012

Buffalo waterback bitch

A buffalo water back bitch is usually described as a fairly large woman with questionable hygiene and loose morals. Their hair is usually greasy and never brushed but tangled into a messy ponytail. They usually dress in raggedy clothes with holes and stains but has one or two outfits that she rotates when she goes to places other than the dollar general or the Walmarts. A buffalo water back bitches town clothes are usually a couple of sizes too small and very uncomfortable. Even though she looks like a can of busted biscuits the buffalo bitch always thinks she looks good and surprising enough self esteem levels are usually higher than should be. Buffalo back water bitches are usually best suited for loud mouth mongaloids who always crack lame jokes and think they are funny.

Did you know most Buffalo waterback bitches come from Arkansas ?

by Waterhead N Fireman September 15, 2019

C.C.Waterback

Canadian Club Whiskey with water as a chaser. Made popular by the song of the same name by Merle Haggard and George Jones that describes a party and the hangover that follows it.

C.C.Waterback, one tequila sunrise
One's for my achin' head, the other's for my bloodshot eyes
And last night I let it all hang out, I guess that's how my head got sore
C.C. Waterback, I can't stand the pain no more

by ash0925 September 11, 2020

Waterloo Waterbreaker

When you pick up a drunk pregnant woman and take her to an alley and fuck her in the ass. Just as you are about to cum you put your hands over her vagina hence creating a vacuum in her vagina. The instant before you bust you release your hand causing her water to burst, the baby to be born and you to ejaculate upon it simultaneously. Then you stab her and raise the baby as your own.

Patrick: Yo, I gave that bitch Hang a serious Waterloo Waterbreaker last night. Now I must raise her son...

by Devacurrent Motor August 6, 2008